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this guy posted this video called “unethical money making hacks” and was like “i’m selling bullshit art!” and he was buying prints from kmart and covering them in joint compound and making interesting shapes in the joint compound and then selling it as “textured wall art” like sorry bro that’s just regular art you made art i know it feels like bullshit but you’re actually just making art rn

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i bought groceries and now I have to cook them. unbelievable. what's next, dishes?

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showing my blood places it's never seen before!

1. the world outside my body

2. hhopital

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this comment on this pokemon swsh character though

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Not so fun to have your house turned to ash now is it

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"can we normalize-" NO!!!!!! we do not need to expand whats considered normal!!! we need to teach people to stop reacting judgmentally when encountering something new and weird!!!! things dont need to be normal to be respected!!!!!!!!!!

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No vanilla extract because my recipe doesn't call for it.

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deep dive into the mattress squeaking sound that's been in the background of 30% of rap songs since 2008

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woman in a victorian novel: *develops a fever from worrying too much*

me, shivering and sweating with stress-induced anxiety: wtf that’s so unrealistic lol

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I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

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had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"

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