Yo! I'm OLD. Treat me like a small animal you found in the woods. Leave me alone and I won't follow you back to the homestead. I do weird shit. I love things that can't or won't be explained. Let's get this started. Don't make me pull this blog over or so help me god. 18+ for sure.
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"We need more unapologetically weird folks!" you guys can't even handle furries
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"don't worry about how other people perceive you" okay but like how they treat me is frequently determined by how they perceive me and I would prefer people be niceys to me
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underrated threesome dynamic of herding dog x lamb x wolf
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most complicated way to cook an egg
atmospheric reentry
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sorry this isn’t going to work out. no its not anything you did its just… your fursona. it doesn’t have a complimentary color palette with mine. all the commissioned art we got together has awful color composition. there. i said it. please stop crying.
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Stop me if you hate the concept: short, fat, hairy lady gets isakai'd into a high fantasy, and instead of "oh look at all these ethereal elves woe for I am but a flawed mortal" routine she lands in Dwarf territory and is immediately revered as the most enchanting and desirable maid in all the land. This immediately becomes a zesty romantic drama. Thoughts
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also somwtimes when you dont understand a piece of art it's not bc ur dumb it's bc you havent had the very particular emotional experience that it's trying to invoke in you and you just cant relate. which is also why sometimes you will hear a mountain goats song and say Meh and then you go through some shit and you listen to it again and lose your fucking mind at how real and raw it is. art is how we communicate with each other about experiences that cannot be adequately represented straightforwardly with language. sometimes you have to abstract your representation of the experience in order to truly communicate how big and insane it felt
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i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
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Inktober 2023 Day 4: Dodge
I gotta pocket gotta pocket full of sunshine— OH FUCK MY LEG’S BURNING OFF OH FUCK
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Piracy can’t be stealing if paying for it isn’t owning.
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Accessibility tip:
If you want to automate your home a bit, but you don't want any "smart" tech, you can just buy remote controlled power sockets instead
They are a lot cheaper and easier to set up and use than some home automation smart tech nonsense
They don't need an app (but some models come with optional apps and there are apps that are compatible with most of these)
Many of them use the 433mhz frequency to communicate, which makes most models compatible with each other, even if they are from different manufacturers
The tech has been around for a long time and will be around for a long time to come
You don't have to put any fucking corporate listening devices like an amazon echo in your home
Models for outdoors exist as well
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