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It's really not that hard to tell actors from their characters

Like, this is Loki

And this is Tom. They have different colored hair.

This is Castiel

And this is Misha. They wear different clothes.

This is Tony Stark

And this is Robert Downey Jr. They have different names.

Simple

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Meanwhile, on Twitter:

Brain farts, a thread

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you can put your whole pussy into what you do but you gotta accept not everyone likes your pussy

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R u gay4pay??

God wouldn’t that be a good idea. I’m gay for free like an idiot. 

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It seems like there's more positivity on Tumblr than other platforms (*cough*Twitter*cough*). Like, you can say "I love you, bestie." without anyone calling you corny or childish.

Y'know what? Reblog this to let your besties know you love them.

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I love it when Icelandic sagas attribute every microscopic inconvenience that befalls a hero on his journeys to “witchcraft”. It makes me picture a really bored witch just micromanaging the hell out of this one particular guy’s daily travails.

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truth is stranger than fiction

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No offense but the internet gives you the most wrong and fucked up idea of helping people because people get mad if you don't care about disasters happening in 72 countries, meanwhile the people in real life that are doing the most good picked one VERY SPECIFIC thing to care about and care about it REALLY HARD

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Characters in fantasy settings stop cutting your palms challenge.

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reblog to make your blog smell like cinnamon and warm brown sugar

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i made a collage inspired by What Its Like To Use Tumblr Mobile (: hope u guys can actually see it

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weirdest side effect of the pandemic is how many people i know who get sick and say 'but my covid tests are negative so i should be fine' like you know other illnesses. exist. right.

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*in a haunted house* *walls start bleeding and spell ６  ６  ６*

*pulls out sharpie and makes it ６9  ６9  ６9*

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I read that capsaicin makes your mouth feel like it's burning because it increases your nerve sensitivity to heat, and menthol works by doing the same thing to cold

So if I eat a habanero pepper and then chew a bunch of breath mints they'll each other out and I'll be fine

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Theory: Nobody who writes a physics textbook gives any fucks

Evidence: