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tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

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i know this isn't the reguar theme of this blog but i need to share it somewhere because today someone called my local fire department because they found

a horse

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🚀 Breaking Discovery from the Outer Solar System! 🌌

NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope has just uncovered a tiny new moon orbiting Uranus—and it’s so small, Voyager 2 couldn’t even see it! Named S/2025 U1, this six-mile-wide moon is reshaping what we know about Uranus’ mysterious rings and inner moons.

Could there be even more hidden moons waiting to be found? Webb is revealing secrets that were invisible for nearly 40 years!

🔭 Explore the discovery, see the images, and learn why Uranus’ moons are more fascinating than ever: Read More → https://www.jameswebbdiscovery.com/discoveries/new-moon-discovered-orbiting-uranus-by-james-webb-space-telescope

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yeah im into bdsm Be Dozing So Much

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tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

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hey thanks, I heard you uttered my name while I wasn't around thus making me real.

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Drawing porn is hard but I'm harder

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reblog if you're corny and insufferable

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Does love stress you out? Fear not, things could be worse: For example, you could be a male antechinus! This small Australian marsupial is semelparous, meaning reproduction happens once in its lifetime—and in this case, it's a fatal endeavor. During the breeding season, females are only fertile for a short window of time. Males seek out as many partners as possible to compete for reproductive success—mating for up to 14 hours at a time. During this time, males use up all their energy, leading to elevated stress levels, immune collapse, and death. 

Photo: Michael Sale, CC BY-NC 2.0, flickr

Alt: A photo of an antechinus held in a human hand. The marsupial resembles a small rodent, with brown fur and an elongated snout.

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Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

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it’s the pipeline of ‘being labeled a gifted and talented kid at a young age’ to ‘dumbification kink make me dumb but tell me it’s a good thing and i’m still worth something and good and loved’ for me

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fuck em up gang

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"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

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I am making so many “hey mutuals!” posts but this one is serious and it applies to everyone who sees this post actually. PLEASE REBLOG.

I just had to block someone with this flag as their pfp -

For those who don’t know, this is the MAP pride flag. This flag represents pedophiles.

Please reblog so people know that they are not welcome anywhere. Mutuals I BETTER see y’all reblogging this