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and what of these two super normal kitties ?
Really normal and uninteresting kitty going for a meager and normative $24.99!
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I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.
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Not a furry but I think all humans should have tails because it would be soooo fucking sexy and hot and so sexy
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runs into a cave and breaks my ankle but theres already another guy with a broken ankle inthere so its really awkward
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YOU THERE
HALT !!!

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i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds
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having poor circulation is great because people will touch your hand and go 'oh! you're so cold!' and for a moment you get to experience what it's like to be a vampire in a romance novel
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Starting a new religion. I'm not sure about the belief system yet, but the temples need to include obstacle courses of dangerous death traps that need to keep working for at least 2,000 years.
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Roe deer/rådjur. Värmland, Sweden (June 13, 2020).
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