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I FINISHED IT!!!! I GET MY REAL TUMBLR BACK!!! see y'all @saveclementine!

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oh fuck me I really dig this song welp

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breaking the number one rule of this blog AGAIN cause I have no one irl to squee about this to

spoilers for Mass Effect Andromeda (Ryder Family Secrets) under the cut

Now that my initial “HOLY FUCK” reaction is winding down for the Ellen Ryder reveal I keep giggling at the sheer amount of nonsense that woman is going to wake up to

first thing she’s going to do is hijack a shuttle and fly to Habitat 7 all by herself so that she can punch Alec’s corpse in the face lmao

like in her “death” scene she’s literally telling him to move on, accept it, etc... and instead he drags her out to FUCKING ANDROMEDA, gets himself killed, makes one of their kids the fucking Pathfinder (so that now they’re literally getting killed multiple times and commanding a damn spaceship and soldiers and fighting aliens)

if Bioware doesn’t make awake!Ellen the grumpiest, snarkiest lady ever I am rioting

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What’s the cheat code for making people love and care about me

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I am going to find this cafe and burn it down.

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god i cannot WAIT to get my real tumblr back

but i also don’t know what i will do with my life after this game

soooooo....

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Target self-checkout screen: Hope you had fun on your Target™ run!

Me, with $51.79 less than I had an hour ago: you’re worse than the devil

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It kind of really confuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your expansive empire of plastic women. Barbie is about creating intricate social structures and spicy inter-family conflicts between town house residents. Barbie is about formulating complex back stories for tortured Ken dolls with emotional scars. It’s about creating near-sadistic dramatic plot twists that split up marriages and cause that one Barbie you really dislike to be ceremoniously tossed down the stairs in order to be offed by the jealous ex-wife of Ken #4.

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i’m so sorry y’all i have to break the number one rule of this here sideblog and reblog this it is perfect

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How come “nice guys” say M’lady but wear fedoras?

If you’re saying M’lady you should be wearing tights and a neck ruffle. If you’re wearing a fedora you should be saying like… see here and dame. Classy fedora dudes never said M’lady. Wtf.

And why do they always have katanas? There’s like 5 different time periods in this horrible trope.

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so for some reason there are posts on a couple of my sites talking about wrestling and how it’s basically soap operas for dudebros?? and it kinda looks hilarious and fun not gonna lie

this has been a strange development

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hang on i have to respond to this

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