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The Christian is in a different position from other people who are trying to be good. They hope, by being good, to please God if there is one; or—if they think there is not—at least they hope to deserve approval from good men. But the Christian thinks any good he does comes from the Christ-life inside him. He does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us.

C.S. Lewis, in Mere Christianity (via craigtowens)

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I’m a time traveler. I was born in 1991 and I traveled through time to todays date. It took me 24 years to do it. This is by far my worst text post.

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me: susan have you seen my garfield Greatest Hits book susan: The one the says “I love lasagna” on it? me: Fuck off susan. No , it says “I love stalin” what the fuck do you think it says of course it fucking says “I love lasagna “ on it you piece of shit . Susan listen to me. where did you put my garfield Greatest Hits book Susan. tell me

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this blog is now rated t for trash

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me on my deathbed

me: come closer.. son: *comes closer* me: .. The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that son *whispering to doctor*: when can we cut their life support

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one hand high five or both hands high five

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lmao

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“Do You Like Cartoons?”

The answer to this question is the foundation of all my relationships…

When they say YES:

When they say they don’t have an opinion or EH:

When they say NO:

Then there are those rare few diamond-in-the-roughs who answer YES, AND…

*names all favorite cartoon/animated movies and shows*

*in-depth discussions about character development, storylines, and art form*

*shows off merch and argues about OTPs and AUs*

Bonus:

Sometimes I avoid asking because the answer could jeopardize the entire relationship. But sometimes it’s just a matter of finding out where the person falls on the Cartoon Richter Scale.

True love is hard to find. True cartoon love is even harder. 

Good luck, all.

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Patrick Mchale, you inspire me.

I wrote this song for the Adventure Time episode “The Party’s Over, Isla de Señorita” but it didn’t end up being used.

I think I borrowed chords from Sixpence None the Richer’s “Kiss Me”.

NOTE: The vocals are way louder than the guitar. Sorry!

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Why do people say “oh I can’t eat that it’s breakfast” time is a man made concept and I’m ready for this popcorn chicken

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Please help Luke make his dream come true.

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when something stressful comes up