Good, loyal, and in a crisis, a complete moron. Educator and interpreter in a small and messy eurocountry. My amazing spouse is over @pasiphile.
Art blog @konidraws, craft blog @koniknits. I block empty blogs.
Yet another good reminder that even other Anglosphere authors have to basically arm-wrestle US book editors to be allowed to retain any vestige of their own dialect and culture in their writing and this is why lots of people have Opinions about American...everything.
I started volunteering at this farm share program a couple years ago, where I help pass out boxes of veggies in exchange for some veggies for myself, which is great for a broke grad student but it led to me creating truly the most visually ABHORRENT meal I have ever made in my life.
I got some purple carrots, right? And I was excited because they're (A) free carrots and (B) they're purple, which is not something you see often. They taste just like regular carrots, so after devouring one to test the flavor, I decided that I'd use the rest in an upcoming batch of chicken soup.
MISTAKE. THAT WAS A MISTAKE.
You see. The thing about purple carrots is that their purpleness does not stay in the carrot when you leave it in a crockpot for like, six hours. The purpleness goes into the soup. It goes into the soup, where it turns the chicken purple. And the onions purple. And the celery, and the garlic, and the noodles, and any other thing you could possibly have put in that soup, varying shades of Very Purple.
I made a GIGANTIC pot of this soup that turned out toxic purple-brown, with individual components stained various ludicrous colors of purple (the noodles were a bafflingly nice shade of lilac) and it was the most dubious thing I've ever eaten. I took this soup to work. My coworkers were so confused and repulsed and I had explain that no, this is actually just soup, just regular chicken soup, but accidentally tie-dyed by the addition of two (2) purple carrots.
And you wanna know the real kicker as I explained all this? The carrots? The formerly purple carrots?
Actually the funniest Vampire Chronicles/What We Do in the Shadows crossover possible would be Colin Robinson trying to feed by explaining the history of toaster ovens or some shit to Armand and Armand sitting there listening intently like 😍😍😍
Birthday gift for my dear friend who loves vampires♥ ). The whole thing was made in three days, I had too much fun drawing it! I created the cover drawing in the car on the way to the birthday party. So I had no time to scan it :D
Well, if you enjoy reading it let me know and I will try to post more (I am making comics for my friend regularly, I am just too ashamed to translate and upload these silly things online x_x )
_____________________________________
Patreon Commissions
Heb je een bepaalde datum waarvoor je de verwarming niet aanzet in de herfst?
Ja, 1 september
Ja, 1 oktober
Ja, 1 november
Iemand anders beslist (bijv. ouders)
Nee, dat ding gaat aan als ik het koud krijg