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me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off

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I've rewound this 5 times just to watch murphs reactions

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Important

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Highlights from the conference room where they nominated contenders for Word of the Year 2023:

• They put Skibidi Toilet on the projector to explain what “skibidi” means.

• Baby Gronk was mentioned.

• We discussed the Rizzler.

• “Cunty” was nominated.

• “Enshittification” was suggested for EVERY category.

• “Blue Check” (like from Twitter) was briefly defined as “Someone who will not Shut The Fuck Up”

• The person writing notes briefly defined babygirl as “referencing [The Speaker]”. He is now being called babygirl in the linguist groupchats.

• MULTIPLE people raised their hand to say “I cannot stress this enough: ‘Babygirl’ refers to a GROWN MAN”

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sam’s reveal at the end makes this a thousand times funnier

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New contender for least favorite textbook image

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This panic happens like every few months.

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Todd Howard, the amount of salmon you’ve placed into ponds with no river access to the sea is atrocious 

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the iconic bop that is Dragostea Din Tei is 20 years old today!

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“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

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walks around the dashboard with my hands behind my back like someone's grandpa