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authors notes on ao3 be like "hey guys! Sorry for the late update, I actually died lmao! Please be patient with future updates as it's hard to type on the computer as a ghost ^^"
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Guys this is it
This post, the one that you are reading right now, is my 69,420th post.
Post number 69,420.
I'll just go ahead and take that trophy for "best blogger ever" now, thank you very much.
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sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit
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“French is such a beautiful, romantic language.”
“Cat, I farted.”
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pros of putting laundry away immediately after it is dry
less wrinkles
yayyyy organization
it is done
cons
right now you have to do it. Right fucking now. nightmare world hell on earth torture realm pain and suffering and carnage
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this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them
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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky
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tomatocat spent time around other animals, big and small...
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We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched


Like there is nothing sexier hthan this
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Her name is Katalin Karikó. Hungarian. Daughter of a butcher. Her thesis work became the basis of the mRNA vaccine technology. Read the article here.
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Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears
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"Hey so it turns out that the people of earth accidentally did a global experiment to see if every individual could course correct climate change through mass personal change of habits, and it turns out, no! We can't! It was massive corporate activity all along!"
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