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I say "oh don't worry he doesn't bite" and you're confused because you don't see any dog but then you notice a single inchworm moving purposefully across the floor towards you at an alarming pace
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honey, I was thinking that we could spice things up in the bedroom by turning the heat off and pretending to be gold prospectors in the Yukon during winter who have to have sex to avoid freezing to death. how does that sound, babe?
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"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"
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Let's just keep dancing around the fact that we were supposed to work out
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WAT

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I know it's bad n all but I Wana be there for pics duh
Air Quality is 261 now. It was 163 a few hours ago.
Update: it’s 311 now.


might have to stay inside for real. NY really looked like Roger Deakins was aiming for another Oscar.
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I'm good it's fine. I'm good good good it's all good it's fine I'm fine it's alrighty Aphrodite
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"I listen to evanescence and drink a half a gallon of milk to come down from acid"
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Konrad: he's masturbated with a banana and never had a Halloween.
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I used to drink because I was scared of everything now the only thing I'm scared of is sobriety
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I wish I'd stop resting my heart in deserted places
Between being the humming bird that sips from your cigarette on the way to a bridge I don't have the license to drive off of
And
Not recognizing my name out of their mouth,
We know not what we do.
Like, good lighting. Posture. Taking every interaction with anyone, for years, with a grain of salt.
The only time we're in rhythm is when we gnaw at each other's bones in the absence of what we used to have
There's no sheeps to count, only the faces of clocks without time
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