20-something year nurse trying to live a healthier lifestyle. 5’7 SW: 185 CW: 170 GW: ?
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I just did a resistance band workout from YouTube. And holy shit. Effective.
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After 8 days off of work I have to go back tomorrow! Noooooo.
But at least my meal prep is down for my stretch of 12s.
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John Mulaney starts his routine with how much he loves saying “my wife” and making a joke about cows and marriage that ends with “why buy the cow? because you love her, you really do, she takes care of you.” and then continues on to talk about how his dog is his best friend in the world and he gives her a million kisses every day, and I’d just like to say to every person who claims you can only be funny if you’re an offensive shithead, You Are Wrong And A Fool
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Bought an Erin Condren meal planner to help me with my meal prep.
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me after a quiet day in: Time for a quiet night in
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thinking about life & its twists and turns today……a lot for an armadillo to deal with but i’ll be okay………….
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dark haired boys with light eyes are the reason i struggle to survive
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Don’t compliment me by insulting another woman.
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It’s hot af out, but I got a workout in this morning. So now I’m going to spend the rest of my day off on this hot and humid summer day inside my air conditioned apartment and binge on some Netflix. My scale hasn’t really moved, but my clothes feel looser and I’ve been feeling great. I’ll take that as a win.
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I need some good friends in my life. Lately all mine are disappointing. People change.
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In bed. Already thinking about breakfast.
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I like being invited to things. I don’t necessarily like going But I like being invited.
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