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My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

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suggestions for gender neutral version of mom/dad? something less formal than just ‘parent’

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also if gnomes were all sitting around a small tree stump using it as a table and someone used the word "misnomer" one of them would speak up and go "HEEHEE. MISS GNOMER IS WHAT I CALL THE MISSUS" they'd all laugh so hard they fall off the mushrooms they are sitting on and spill the berry juice everywhere

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the problem with calling inanimate objects “girl” is that once you start you cannot stop. I said “girl” to the dishwasher because that bitch would not close no matter how hard I whacked her pussy. what is wrong with me

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you should ALWAYS use a condom unless it’s been explicitly discussed and you have decided otherwise as a couple! always!!!!!!!!!!

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i want the copper in your pipes and i'm going through the tile walls of your shower to get it

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Happy Labor Day

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I do not "render." I do not "shade." I do not "paint," I do not "detail" and i do not draw "Backgrounds." I draw BLAND CHARACTERS standing in WHITE VOIDS And if it doesn't look good i GIVE UP.

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I'M ACTUALLY CRYING AAAAAAA

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first impressions

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This post is probably a little unusual, but I found the poem “The Kitten” by Mary Oliver somehow still fitting and beautiful.

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