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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.
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When you’re having a good time but you realize you’ll never be 14 hanging out with your softball team in a hotel room in a small town you’re staying in for a tournament ever again and now nothings funny
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do you ever think about dead versions of yourself that are fossilized in someone else's mind
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having a discussion ab slime gender presentation i will return with my findings soon
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“Good evening cunt” should be a perfectly acceptable introduction to a work email if the person is being a cunt
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everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her
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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny
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i want to talk about my ocs but im literally this image. i got nothing

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While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again
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WHY are all my friends SCATTERED ACROSS THE WORLD and not IN MY HOUSE for a SLEEPOVER
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manually checking my mutuals blogs because i love and miss them
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