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Sodium metal and chlorine gas haters be like, “Could you pass the salt?”

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Music majors are so annoying. I’ll ask them to repeat something, and they’ll just :|

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You put it into words!!!!

i find it so unfair that i cant do all the science. like what do you MEAN I can't study bio and chem and biochem and atrophysics and physics and geology and climate science. what do you MEAN i have a limited lifespan and need to get out of school at some point to get a job. i want to collect the science fields like pokemon, this isn't fair

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Seahorses and flounder are the same.

Seahorses: “what if fish, but sideways?” (pitch axis)

Flounder: “what if fish, but sideways?” (roll axis)

Now, you may be thinking, “Then what is a ‘what if fish, but sideways?’ (yaw axis)?” And I regret to inform you that that is simply a fish that has made a right/left-hand turn.

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Guess what Merriam-Webster’s word of the day is?

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True.

well i mean he DID try

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Perry the teal boi?!?!!?

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Professor X: …Why are you like this?

i’ve been laughing at this for 2 hours

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I actually read the terms and conditions the first time to protect myself, but dang. This is on another level.

Btw, they eventually settled in 2013, though we don’t know the exact terms of that settlement. It says they both agreed to drop claims and that the bank will try to make its terms clearer in the future.

Hero.

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Go, tumblrites!

You know what? I’m really proud of the way conservatives insult support of marginalized people by comparing it to tumblr. Think about that. We have a reputation of being so much more accepting and tolerant than the average person that people use us as an insult. Are you kidding? Go, us!!!

Reblog iff you agree.

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You’re most welcome. :)

GUYS IM SCREAMING WILLIAM SHATNER LIKED MY TWEET AND DO YOU KNOW WHICH ONE IT IS 

THIS ONE

THANKS FOR MAKING KIRK REALLY GAY

T H A N K S  F O R  M A K I N G  K I R K  R E A L L Y  G A Y

I FUCKING LOVE WILLIAM SHATNER

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Asked if he saw the Kirk-Spock friendship as “two halves which come together to make a whole”, Roddenberry replied:

“Oh, yes. As I’ve said, I definitely designed it as a love relationship.… Also, dramatically, I designed Kirk and Spock to complete each other…”

He says the “only” difference between Kirk/Spock and Alexander/Hephaestion (who were openly gay) was that TOS never suggests “physical love between the two.” He then notes, “we certainly had the feeling that the affection was sufficient for that, if…the 23rd century [had more Greek-like views of sexuality].”

Then there’s Shatner, on an entirely different level.

Spirk is canon, and literally no one will ever convince me otherwise.

GUYS IM SCREAMING WILLIAM SHATNER LIKED MY TWEET AND DO YOU KNOW WHICH ONE IT IS 

THIS ONE

THANKS FOR MAKING KIRK REALLY GAY

T H A N K S  F O R  M A K I N G  K I R K  R E A L L Y  G A Y

I FUCKING LOVE WILLIAM SHATNER

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#relatable

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I would too.

those 2 seconds felt like 2 hours

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Yeah, but whenever I invite people over, they keep bumping into it.

figured out a use for my invisibility cloak

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My favorite thing about this is how “more than most” assumes that other houses do this too.

character idea: your house is sentient, magical, loves changing up the order of the rooms and architectural aesthetic, and will play pranks on you. it cant speak in words but it can control the doorbell and send messages in morse code. it loves compliments and if you insult its aesthetic it will mess with you more than most. 

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katana sword (sword sword)

chai tea (tea tea)

naan bread (bread bread)

sharia law (law law)