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you all would know about this if you watched ENTERPRISE my friend ENTERPRISE

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The contrast between Jadzia having all that angst over having feelings for her previous host's wife and Ezri immediately fucking Worf is so funny. Ezri said she doesn't care if that fucking worm dies and she was right

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did janeway even get to have a single fistfight on voyager. a single bar brawl. a single sword duel. and if not why not

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT FINALE POLL 2

[Poll 1, Poll 3]

PROPAGANDA:

[Julian]

"he is EXTREMELY submissive and breedable."

[submitted by @justanotherkathrynjanewayblog]

[Garak]

"Because he would be soooo annoying about it and it would be funny."

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Rene Auberjonis directs season 4's "Hippocratic Oath".

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I haven't even finished watching deep space nine yet and I'm already thinking about rewatching it that's how serious it is

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subverting the “data feels his first emotion” development so that it’s not a heartwarming or beautiful moment but really scary and angry and cruel is SOOOOOOOO nuts of them i love it. his genuine terror that the only emotions he has access to are the evil ones and he still wants them. like actually bold storytelling for him to be like Yeah i would hurt geordi if it made me feel something. VIOLENCE SUFFERING MISERY!!!!!!!

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that "OKAY SO" before someone u love starts infodumping........ most blessed feeling in the world

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Elim Garak is NOT your daddy dom he needs dick like he needs air

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1 step plan to make all fandoms better

1. more femslash

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I don't know why I didn't think of/realize this until now but you know the Dax symbiont? The worm? Is Sisko's best friend the worm and befriending the host a perk of being friends with the worm? Is Sisko's best friend a worm.

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anyways

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Star Trek Strap Tournament Round Four (Match 4)

(Reblog for larger sample size!)

Link to other matches

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Concept of Julian Bashir on Cardassia working in hospitals and constantly having like 12 Cardassian babies hanging off of him for the heat that he radiates. Then he goes to pick up dinner after work from a local restaurant and the cashier’s hand lingers when handing him back his food and just kinda holds his hand for a long time marvelling at his warmth. Then he goes home to his lizard man husband who attaches himself like an invasive species as they lie in bed to fall asleep together. Julian Bashir is content.

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if it's none of these, vote for your fave of the ones provided and leave your absolute fave in the tags

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tag yourself: trek flavoured autism for us autistic trek girlies

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT FINALE POLL 3

[Poll 1, Poll 2]

PROPAGANDA:

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

[Garak]

"Because he would be soooo annoying about it and it would be funny."