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[thanks for the patience, folks! i’m recovering from my wisdom teeth surgery at the moment, and it’ll take me a couple more days before i’m feeling up to answering any asks]

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You've talked about your neighbor before, have you met them yet?

You know, I actually haven’t! Maybe I should go introduce myself and ask them to turn their music down. Good thinking, dedicated viewer!

𝒦𝓃𝑜𝒸𝓀 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝒸𝓀! Anyone home?

I Told You To Take It Back I Do Not Want Those Little Round Things On My Pizza—

𝔔𝔲𝔢𝔢𝔫!?

…You Are Not The Pizza Guy

QUEEN IS NOW AVAILABLE FOR MAIL.

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Hello, Tenna! Have you heard from Spamton recently?

Spamton…

Can’t say that I have, dear viewer!

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Hey Mr. Tenna! You seemed a little upset about the infomercials, what's going on with those?

Oh—nothing, dear viewer! They were just run by ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ i used to know.

Don’t worry, folks! It’s all in the past now.

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Hi Mr. Tenna! Why can't you ask Ralsei for things for your room?

Haha… everyone knows what I did at this point, right? That kind of thing isn’t supposed to happen on television, and—well, all of it was broadcasted live.

Everyone saw who I really am.

What kind of ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ would I be if I asked him for something after all of that?

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wait, so were you in all of those tv shows you were talking about? did you act in a western or something?

I wasn’t in all of them, just had a hand in them. Who knows what could’ve gone wrong if I wasn’t involved, right?

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Yo Tenna my man! Spill the beans

Are you ever going to release a marketable plushie of yourself (or turn yourself into one) like Ralsei's? Or do I have to make one myself ;-)

A marketable plushie, you say?

Well, dear viewer, I doubt I’d make for a good design! As 𝕊𝕙𝕠𝕨𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕡𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕘 as I am, I have an inkling that I wouldn’t translate well to fabric. Figurines are more up my alley, I think.

But I wouldn’t complain if you do end up making one—I’m flattered at the prospect! Usually, I’d say that only official TV Time merchandise should be on the market, but, ah…

TV Time’s not exactly running right now. I’m sure the sponsors won’t mind.

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having lived in Castle Town for a bit now, Queen considers herself a veteran member of the party.

she’s also extremely bored.

there’s only so many times she can listen to her Mixtape before it starts to get stale, and both Lancer and Noelle (her Closest Friends, Obviously) are off doing… whatever they’re doing. she can bother the King, but what’s the fun in doing that all the time?

she needs something to spice up her life, Stat. and her new neighbor seems like the perfect distraction—I Mean New Buddy.

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Oooooh mr tenna. mr ant. mMRM R ant tenna. do you have a favourite kind of show to broadcast?

Of course I did! But—well, I can’t choose. They’re all my favourite! There were the cooking shows for Tori, the westerns for Asgore, kids’ shows for Azzy and Kris, game shows for the whole family…

The news segments, late-night comedy hour, reality shows, documentaries, police procedurals, serials, infomercial—

…Infomercials…

Thanks for the question!

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left in Castle Town by Kris for safekeeping, Spamton’s trying to run away from all of his problems.

he’s dodging Addisons left and right, avoiding Queen and her troublesome butler, and staying as far away from that backstabbing “Mister Ant Tenna” as possible. he doesn’t want to see any of them ever again, and is sure they don’t want to see him, either.

unless…

he’s always been a fan of retribution—and seeing how low that [Cathode] has fallen, he might know just how to take his revenge.

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Hey Tenna!! Heard you got a room of your own in the Castle? (Well, more like read it...)

Do you like it? Anything of note? Stuff you'd want to change or keep?

It was really kind of the Prince to give me a room, especially, ah… after what I did. Really, everyone just pretends it didn’t happen. I don’t know if I’m grateful for it or not.

But I’m happy with it! Well, except for the lamp in the corner. It’s a little strange and lacks whimsy…

Besides that and my ɴᴇɪɢʜʙᴏʀ blasting music at all hours of the night, it’s been fine. Good, I mean. It’d be nice to have a couch like in the Green Room, or maybe a gramophone and some records so I could listen to my own music instead of… 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣’𝕤 blaring through my walls, but…

I can’t ask Ralsei for any of that.

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Tennaaaaaaa, buddyyyy!! So good to see you up and runnin'! I'll tell ya, had the whoooole family worried 'bout ya! You hang in there, eh pal? You come on by the shop, I'll fix you up sum'n nice. On da house my friend!!

Oh, that’s so nice of you! You flatter me, haha—and I might just take you up on that offer!

It’s always great to meet a fan! It means more than you know. Thanks for the mail!

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mister tenna, have you ever considered taking up basketball?

Basketball? Ha, great joke! Can you imagine it? Me, on the court? No, I’m much better suited for the announcer’s role.

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HEY TENNER !! NEED SOME [[Hyperlink Blocked]] TO GET THROUGH YOUR [Lonely Existence]?!??!!???! YOU KNOW YOU NEED [Hyperlink Blocked] DON'T YOU????

…Huh?

This is a joke, isn’t it? (Or some kind of Spam Mail…) Thanks for nothing.

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So glad to see you’re doing okay, Tenna!

For a while there I thought you were a goner, boy…

…

To be completely honest, I did too! Luckily for me, Susie and a few of my employees did some heavy lifting to put me back together again. Now, I’m right as rain!

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Hello Mr. Tenna! How are things going in Castletown? Doing anything to keep yourself entertained?

Hey there, dedicated audience member! Thanks for sending in a letter!

Castle Town’s great! Everything here’s so… 𝔻𝕚𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕥 than it was on the Big Screen! Unlike TV World, it’s really quiet. I can actually hear the crickets at night—can you believe that, folks? (𝐼 𝒶𝓁𝓂𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓎 𝓌𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒶 𝓂𝓎𝓉𝒽!)

As for what I’ve been doing…

Well, nothing really. Without TV Time, what’s there to do…?

But don’t worry about me, dear viewers! I’m sure the show’s going to be running again in no time!

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now living in a room Ralsei gifted him in Castle Town, Tenna’s trying to find out what to do with himself.

despite Susie, the Shadowguys, and the Pippinses fixing him up to the best of their ability, he’s left with some lasting damage from his encounter with the Roaring Knight. it’s not like an extra screen is readily available in the Dark World…

but he’s coping.

mostly.