delusional-joe

[delusional-joe]

reblog to give any and all pain, no matter how minor, whether it be your brain being mean or having a fucking heart attack, to a bigot

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i should play this game (i’m an only child and also most of my extended family is extremely religious)

i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game “guess which one of my kids is gay.”

the rules are simple.

sit down with uncle so-and-so

he says something about gay people in passing

my mom says “there’s a gay person at this table right now. guess which of my kids it is!

he looks frantically between the three of us trying to figure out if she’s joking or not and trying desperately not to offend anyone but also she won’t continue with the conversation unless he makes a guess so he has to make a guess

we all enjoy his discomfort immensely

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ow

im tired

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no more suicide for a while please. My sensitive heart cannot handle this.

Please please I beg you do not leave me.

PLEASE

DON'T LEAVE ME

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helo

no (/j)

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OH MY GOSH IS THIS MAMA ON THA TUMBL??!

yea!! my phone was stolen during strike and when it was returned this had happened

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can confirm.

the three reasons I cry:

Getting yelled at

Spiraling and having mental break down

Sad animal comics

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@stuck-in-a-forest i read this in your voice. you have impacted me heavily congratulations

Alexander Hamilton had a lot of flaws BUT ☝️*gleeful voice* he was chosen for the constitutional convention

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mama is right here

I AM BABY KITTY WHERE IS MAMA ☹️

(Me and my gang when mama is gone and we are making soft meows to get her attention)

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MEANNNNNN (i get to stay an extra year)

shh guys don’t tell my irls im already planning my camp graduation speech (it’s about to be lethal) (they’re staying an extra year after im gone)

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what about me :( jk @stuck-in-a-forest dragged me on here kicking and screaming lol

I'm dragging my friends onto tumblr kicking and screaming and gaslighting them into liking their stay

I'm a wonderful friend :3

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hiiii

[intro post]

about me

name: ronnie

pronouns: any/all

interests:

fandoms: epic the musical

music: sofia isella, emei, zoe ko, matilde heckler, haiden henderson, josie edwards, brye

other: cryptids, music, violin, mythology, diva (the word diva)

gender/sexuality:

gender: agender

sexuality: lesbian

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Don’t mind me

just disassociating cause i hate how swimsuits feel on my body and they give me gender disphoria :)

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i am too tired for this.

that’s it. thank you for listening to my tED talk :)