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Doah mama

Ah I love my low notes. It means I stay in my lane. :3

I mean, all I need are my moots, and never the impending doom of some popular blog's followers deciding they like me. I would be terrified

But like I'd still post because like I ain't getting offline anytime soon

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I got rocks!

Elvis isnt real he cant hurt you

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im sorry but who the heck is elvis

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Doag mama

im sorry but who the heck is elvis

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Doah mama I support you fully

okay so last time i did this you lot sic'ed elvis on me, which sealed my fate in a matter of 4 days

so

if you freaks somehow get this to 30k notes, i will wear my gender bracelets in front of my mother and not try to hide them (she does not know yet)

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aw man I'm not in there

Woah mama, behold my anthem for the Elvisverse, to the tune of Welcome to the Internet by Bo Burnham.

I tried to include as many Elvises as possible but I could only fit about a third of them in.

Welcome to the Elvisverse

Have a look around

Any Elvis that your brain can think of can be found

There are hundreds of Elvii

Some better, some worse

Of all the Elvii in existence, this one's the first @elvis-official

Welcome to the Elvisverse

Come and take a seat

Would you like to see a ghost @ghost-of-elvis-official @the-ghost-of-elvis

Or meet an Elvis in the street @random-elvis-encounter

There's no need to panic

This isn't a test

Just nod your head and Elvis will do the rest

Welcome to the Elvisverse

What would you prefer:

You can meet a moth who likes bright lights @moth-elvis

Or sit around and purr @elvispurrsley @catboy-presley

Be scary @scary-elvis @really-evil-elvis @evil-elvis-official @elviritch-horrors

Be funny @clown-elvis

Put words to the page @edgarallenpoevis

We got more Elvises with whom to engage

Welcome to the internet

Put your cares aside

Here's some Elvii who love pasta @italian-elvis-official @italian-elvis-unofficial @italian-elvis

Here are some Elvii who died @death-elvis-official @elvis-hell

We got muppets @muppet-elvis @muppet-joker-elvis, and cat girls @catgirl-presley, some elves @elvish--presley and some dwarves @dwarvish-presley

And a great big pile of all the Elvises in the Elvisverse merging with each other! @shifting-mound-of-elvii Welcome to the Elvisverse!

Hold on to your socks

There's a Batman Elvis @batvis-manley dragon Elvis @dragon-elvis Elvis on a rock @penguin-elvis

They're tiny @tiny-elvis @elvis-compressedly and they're stressing @elvis-stressley

They crawl on the floor @snailvis @wormvis @beetle-elvis

Please be advised

There are still so many more

See Elvis in Minecraft @minelvis-craftsley @elvis-mumbo @grian-elvis-prestley

In the ocean @fishvis-presley @shark-presley @drowning-elvis @bioluminescent-fish-elvis, in the clink @jailhouse-md-rock

There are Elvii who love potions @wizard-presly @elvis-big-naturals

There's an Elvis who's a skink @lizard-elvis-official

Elvis rumor @deviouselvli, Elvis doomer @elvis-depressedley

Transgender Elvis is cool or @transfem-elvis @transmasc-elvis @eggvis-preggsley

choose a gender that you prefer @nonbinary-elvis @genderfluid-elvis @genderfluid-elvis-numba2

Elvis zoomer @gen-z-elvis Elvis humor @doctor-houlvis-official for sure

They will catalog the Elvii @elvis-resercher-official

They'll marry your mom @gayelvissupportivefather

No they'll never ever fuck you @offical-ace-elvis

But they will build you a bomb @j-elvis-oppenheimer @dynamite-elvis-offical

Put gold under a rainbow @leprechaun-elvis-official

Have ungodly rizz @pelvis-presley

Eliminate some Elvises @elvis-exterminator

Or kill those Jedi kids @elvakin-preswalker

Could I interest you in Elvises

All of the time?

Lots and lots of Elvises

All of the time

Elvis in a tragedy @macbelvis

And Elvis 99 @frelvis-durstley

Elvii in the Elvisverse

All of the time

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DOAH MAMA! I'M INCLUDED! YAAY!!!

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Doah mama, not cool

Nelvis pose Presley nose

What the fuck

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I know that guy!

Nelvis pose Presley nose

What the fuck

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Doah mama! What's this about war?? I just got here 0_0

I’ve heard news that the Elvis Presleys have been multiplying at a horrific rate, can nobody see how horrifically this will affect the musical industry? We must fight back or we could risk losing real music forever.

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This blog hasnt existed for a full day or even 6 hours and ALREADY it got the tuah treatment

Doag mama let's just hope the tuahnons don't find me

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D'oh

WOAG mama.

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Doag mama who's this

WOAG mama.

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DOAG

Doag mama who's the Doise! I'm Delvis!

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DO NOT BRING DOAG TUAH INTO THIS

WOAG mama.

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DOAG mama.

WOAG mama.