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I know that some British people take umbrage at Americans calling the Great British Bake Off relaxing, but it's just because GBBO is such a different kind of stressful from American baking shows.

American baking shows will be called something like "Cupcake Knife Fight", there's horror movie lighting everywhere and dramatic stings every 5 seconds. All of the contestants are shit talking each other and fist fighting over the one single deep fryer provided by production. It will show the judges all whispering to each other at their super villain table overlooking the whole kitchen, and one will be like, "Oh my god. Everyone look at Brenda right now. She's straight tanking it." And it will cut to Brenda, who is running around covered in flour and crying and also bleeding for some reason. Then you get a clip from an interview with one of the contestants, and they're like, "I really need to win this. Without this award money, I'm gonna need to close my restaurant, sell my dad, and live out of my car. AGAIN." Then the giant digital doomsday clock overhead lets out a horrid klaxon, the judges tell half of them that their cupcakes taste disgusting, and one of them gets eliminated and sent to walk down the dramatically-lit shame hallway never to be seen again.

Meanwhile GBBO is in a lovely, brightly colored tent, there are delightful and friendly hosts/jesters there to keep everyone entertained, and all of the B Roll is of like... a bumblebee going into a flower, or a lamb running in a field. And yes, there will be moments where someone will mess up their timing or something, and they'll be looking at their bake through the oven door like, "oh gosh I don't think this will rise in time!" Then they stand up to find Paul Hollywood directly behind them ominously. His creepy whitewalker eyes will glow white, and he'll say something like "the 12th of June. 2035. Drowning." And his eyes will go back to normal and he'll walk away. Then the baker gives a playful grimace to the camera and says "that didnt sound great, did it?". Cut to a sweet looking older woman sipping tea on a stool and she says "oo I do hope that Prue enjoys the taste of my sugary, sticky baps!". Then, at the end, someone gets a gold star for doing good, and the loser of the episode gets in the middle of a giant group hug. You see all of them at the end of the series at a giant carnival with their families and the post credits informs you that all of the contestants have become a Partridge Family-style traveling band and stayed friends forever.

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I can count at least 6 kinks in this one GIF off the top of my head wow

This is fucking insane

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Harold Lloyd in Girl Shy - 1924

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"i was a transtrender" no you werent. you were just questioning your identity and then you decided that wasn't for you. that's a fucking healthy thing to do. fuck off lmao

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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.

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young man. what is that you have found.

I said young man. you picked it up off the ground.

I said young man. you should put that thing down.

I don't think! that! you! should! eat that!

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"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

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I don't get why?? He's literally in the FL opening animation guys 😭!! As a mercenary/tailor main he was my BESTIE

i can’t believe they didn’t add a strangeling for the most beloved and memorable fantasy life NPC into FLi

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is this me. I feel like Caesar on the 14th of March

yeahh, this is my story (dropping uni for the 4th time, not being able to pass 1st semester, trying different fields each year)

tell me yours

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so glad I'm immune from mental illnesses that require intentional repetitive self destructive behaviour because I barely managed to get myself brushing my teeth twice every day why would I be capable of doing something else that literally sucks and makes me feel ill and bad 😹 ty adhd (if that is you doing that)

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My favourite thing in Fantasy Life 3DS was that there was no villain. There was no evil. Nobody was actually The Bad Guy.

Everyone had actually been working together for the same goal and trying to help each other in their own ways the whole time and the only time someone seemed evil was due to misunderstanding.

The closest to evil we got were two guys who just had no direction in life but were ultimately not monsters and just needed some help finding a calling and a purpose.

Everyone was useful and important in their own ways, and everyone turned out to be a hero in their own little story, all part of the larger narrative as a whole.

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The first thing I draw after playing Fantasy Life i:

PINO HITTIN THAT ELDERWOOD ZAZA 😜🌿

I also made an alt version without it 😿

I really wanted to draw him like the doobie Ralsei meme fndncnx… it’s an inside joke between me and my sibling…

Also here’s a bonus:

You’re welcome, also sorry if I jumpscared you with cursed art 😿😿

Also yeah, I have played the 3Ds one! I played it sm in 2016 or so. I’m mostly a Daemon and Odin fan, but FLi made me love some old characters yaaaay. I should continue my replay of the first one!!

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Experience: Learning the right way to connect the dots.

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Yippee!!!!

A short animation I made the other day to remind myself that animating is fun, actually