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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

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honestly theres always been something really wrong with me but whatever

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The Sound of Music (1965) dir. Robert Wise

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I heard fight song by rachel platton twice today at two separate junctures…we’re headed for a recession the likes of which we can’t even imagine

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quotes that remind me of Inej Ghafa:

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the true beef between the twinyards is that andrew smokes cigarettes exclusively and aaron vapes exclusively. these differences are irreconcilable.

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Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from

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"isn't it unrealistic that every time some rebellion shit goes on in District 12 it's someone related to or connected to Lucy Gray" no because Snow committed the cardinal sin of dating someone from a big family in a small town

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its just embarrassing when you make a fandom related post and it doesnt get any notes like okay. so no one want to play tuoys with me. no one wants to play with our little guys together. okay thats fine. yeah its cool... puts my hands in my jacket pockets. kicks a beer can that was on the side of the road a little

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medical malpractice? not to me. not if it’s you.

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Golf: i’m bad at it

Mini golf: I fucking ROCK

golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome....truly one of life's great paradoxes

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Haven't drawn Six of Crows fanart in a while so here's the one and only Kazzle Dazzle, also known as my wife <3

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His expression is KILLING me 😭😭😭

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Hey girl!! I haven’t seen you since high school, omg how are you?? Yeah I’m great, I’ve been doing this super cool marketing gig for a skincare company, maybe you’ve heard of it?? No?? Oh well you should totally try this stuff!! What? No, it’s not really FDA approved or anything, but there’s just so much red tape with all that stuff and we really like to just grab life by the reins here haha!!! Here try this moisturizer!! No it’s literally life changing, you should keep it!! You’re welcome, yeah you’ll owe me $68!! No like don’t worry though it’s super worth the hype. And actually if that’s too steep I know a great way you can make some money and have access to this stuff!!! Literally life changing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone just tagged one of my posts as multi level marketing?????

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REAL AF 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

related to adam parrish so hard that I had my “I don’t know if I hate it here or if I hate that I don’t love it. I was supposed to love it” moment today… while starting my 4th and final year of my degree…

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Re fuckin blog. Probably with something old school like a Molotov cocktail

Ronan Lynch would blow up an AI data center.

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“The rules have changed.”