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I know that lesbian is also a word that can refer to someone from the island of lesbos and when Herodotus says that a king “sent his lesbians” to do something he’s referring to soldiers from lesbos

but I can’t get the image out of my head of a king or general pointing at a city and yelling “go, my lesbians!” and then a bunch of gay women running in to burn it down

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Since it's mid-august it's time for a reminder for the DIY folks or those who like to cosplay

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God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

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One of the great triumphs of David Coronswet’s Clark is that Superman looks strong and wise and compassionate and friendly but also put-together and competent, meanwhile his Clark Kent looks like someone who would staple his tie to the desk but you’re not sure whether he did it by accident or intentionally to make you laugh

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Very funny 2 me that my two "treat yourself" purchases this paycheck were within like. $5 of each other including shipping and the more expensive one was a tea infuser tumbler that has a fun dnd design on the front and the cheaper of the two was fancy luxury lingerie made with recycled material

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I fuckin. Got zapped by my hotwire at work and now my hips are sore :(

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Drawing porn is hard but I'm harder

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Just learned about recency bias, coolest thing ive ever learned about lol

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imagine how much more fucked up the history of the world would be if eating someone's brains reliably conferred on you their memory and knowledge

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not the first person to say it but it is insanely funny to make a gacha about an infamous money pit like horse racing

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SINNERS (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler

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how did we get here. how did we allow something like this to happen