Whenever someone does the finger guns thing to me, I pretend that I have been mortally wounded and refuse to get up until they leave.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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I can imagine this perfectly
Me to truly no one when I am at home, alone and use like 3 forks in 5 minutes because I keep putting them in the sink then decide I want more snack: I DON’T give a fuck I’ll do what I WANT. I can do what I want. I don’t even care, they’re my forks
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@madmyles
individuals who were coddled by their parents growing up, tend to carry that victim complex into adulthood. it looks like them making excuses instead of finding solutions. it looks like them not believing that they’re capable of improving without the help of an authority figure.
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I should be allowed to enter anybody’s home whenever I want. Its just me
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Rizz tip: approach a stranger and tell them your friend thinks they’re cute but point to an empty space when asked where your friend is
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Railroad tracks and pet semetery with coop, Alison and Nathan.
Also caterpillars bite? Or try to eat people
And thank you to Kat and her roommates for letting me look through their costumes. Thinking about hallowing out a real pumpkin and wearing that on my head instead.







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approaches old bearded man* "WOW, Cool wizard staff"
"It's a walking stick"
"Ohhhhh, you can make it walk? Show me"
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Have u and Lucas broken up ? and if yes why ?
He RIP
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How long have you and Lucas been together? You guys are so very cute and you seem so in love.
Almost 7
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relationship w cigarettes ?
it's complicated...we still see each other every once in a while but sometimes our lives are just too hectic ....
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