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This is…so ass…hello to like my 25 followers..

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my adhd ass trying to get thru writing this llojavi fic 😭

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finger tents.. I should post my one piece oc here huh

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sampo: can I try rizzing you up~?

gepard: … sure.

sampo: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEA—

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What a story. They had to kill each other in the middle of that war… when they made love last night on a field of flowers.

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sighs.

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

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damn it!!! I got more thoughts.

they have ONE (1) special spell which is made for teleporting. only bcoz they were too lazy to do chores and groceries.

it’s called “vopping” (because it makes a vop sound when they teleport) and how it works is that it’s like a honing signal where they sense a person’s mana and teleport to them quickly.

this makes reaching them sososoososo easy and they can teleport things too. BUT they can only teleport things with low mana, if they have high mana, they’ll overpower their spell and basically make it NOT work!!

the first and only time they teleported Javier + Lloyd, resulted the travel being glitched to some random area & them passing out

tged ocs …

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half-elf lawyer that got swindled into doing Lloyd’s contracts — that’s why he’s able to have 63826473 contracts ready LMFAOOO.

their specialty is real estate transactions but unfortunately, they end up being the jack of all trades in terms of all legalistic tomfoolery that can exist.

Lloyd: hey I need you to write a contract for the queen.

them, sweating fucking bullets: 😰😰😰 b-but

Lloyd w/ his classic evil face: Did I Give You A Choice?

them: 😔😔 no, master Lloyd … ( goes off to read 638264737638264 legal books )

Javier: ( he truly is … scum!!!! )

tged ocs …

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tged ocs …

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OTL … BBY JAVIER IS SO CUTE IM GONNA CRY

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so I managed to finish TGED AGAIN HDKSBFKSDKS ITS A DISEASE

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there are two wolves inside me and one of them headcanons giyuu as an absolute bimbo airhead who doesnt realise hes being insulting and the other headcanons giyuu as a person who pushes others away on purpose so as not to hurt them or burden them with his sorrow, who knows he hurts those he loves but will give everything for their happiness.

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NEW HALLOWEEN CHIBIS!!!

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you’re telling me that they don’t love each other in that: ‘I’ll take care of you.’ ‘It’s rotten work’ ‘not to me, not if it’s you.’

SHUT UP!!!!!!!

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so

the greatest estate developer.

I want more tged mutuals plz 🙏❤️

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i forgor.

I need to change my brand here. I forgot how to socialize with people LOL