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the culturally american past time of sitting in your car alone for no reason

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my dad doesn’t have a job anymore so now i ask him to powerscale lord of the rings characters like you might ask depressed 13 year olds about undertale to get them to open up

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this was the only way to guarantee your kid grew up indie

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hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

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I made a bad comic and now you have to look at it

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my dad doesn’t have a job anymore so now i ask him to powerscale lord of the rings characters like you might ask depressed 13 year olds about undertale to get them to open up

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Tsuchika Nishimura aka 西村ツチカ aka Nishimura Tsuchika (Japanese, b. 1984, Kobe, Hyogo, Japan) - 爽バニラに牛乳をそそぐ (Salted Vanilla with Milk), 2023, Painting

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if you say "as one does" after any phrase nobody's allowed to think you're weird anymore. cheat code bypass for all standards of social normalcy

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you know what's wrong with me? i like information

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finding out that ‘dont treat me rough treat me really niceys” is an actual lana del rey lyric and not just a funny meme phrase was damaging enough to my psyche

but then i looked up the lyrics and not only is that line directly after the lyric “drugs, suck it up, like vanilla icies” (rhyming niceys with icies) but also the first line of the song is “my pussy tastes like Pepsi cola”. ms del rey this is disastrous what are you doing

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This 'jacking off' idea you mentioned sounds intriguing. Have your people call my people

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Like to charge reblog to cast

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there's been plenty of pushback against youtube's plan to age-check users by using an AI to analyze everyone's watching habits, but amidst that, i spotted this playlist circulating among some teens:

(picture is a reconstruction to protect the kids identity)

interesting! they're trying to trick the AI by watching videos that have a primarily adult viewer demographic? well im a curious fella so naturally i have to take a look-see, and

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commenting hetslop under someones wedding photos

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extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples: