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Do you want to see the oats I have in my pocket? Let me show you-

(oats blow away in the wind)

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God sent an angel down and her name is U-BLOCK ORIGIN and she has protected me ten million times. She says its not enough its only 31% but i need her to know she is everything to me.

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everyone should go play today's incredibly sinister round of scrandle

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Patch 7.2 changes

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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

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add another clove of garlic im not driving

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deinosuchus wouldve loved a lamb souvlaki

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I used to be a proficient googler who never wasted a word but since Google is near useless no matter how good you are at it now I have reverted to just typing in entire questions like an old person

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Yaoi and Yuri suck bad because they always have waxed bodies where is the body hair u ppl make me sick

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can mohg lord of blood answer this damn email

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making another post since the previous one got long:

my mother passed away this morning due to an aggressive bowel cancer. we came to another city for treatment and now have to send the body to be buried back in our hometown, which is costing us 8700 reais ($1580 USD).

it's a lot of money, and I don't expect to meet the goal, but if you can help by sharing or donating even $1, I'll be eternally grateful. thank you!

110/1580

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are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

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I love when fanfic authors are freakishly unhinged. "Yes, hello, I am here to write a heart wrenching story about relationships and mortality. My medium is Ducktales (2017)"

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yeah man don’t worry about him. that guy’s all baja and no blast if you get what i mean

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Do you think G'raha had an adjustment period of "initial reaction vs. experience"

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Horrifying to think about the impunity of the West. Horrifying to witness Western terrorists dehumanizing whole communities and then audaciously couching it as a necessary stepping stone to peace. A city was continuously bombed and put under seige for over 21 months in the name of Jewish safety, and the West upheld the opinion that this is not a genocide.