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Supremely emotional about there being one last chapter of Bring Your Seed to Blossom I’m just 😭😭😭 the feelings that come with finishing a long fic, even if it’s part of a series, are a lot

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Unfortunately (or fortunately) “let me run it by the CaitVi kinktober mods” has become part of my lexicon

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The penultimate chapter of Bring Your Seed to Blossom is up! ✨

✨ be sure to take a look at the author’s notes for this one, my dears!

We have a little time skip of six months!

Excerpt:

He was just about to slide the key into the ignition, his brain happily considering all possibilities of what Aziraphale had in store for him later that day when Crowley both heard and felt the back driver’s side door click, and then it was opening, pulling at the frame of the Bentley and letting a burst of cool air inside the car as Crowley, instantly alert and alarmed, whipped his head around, looking back over his shoulder in bewildered irritation.

“Oi,” he snapped, testy, twisting further in his seat to see just what the Hell was happening, “just what the fuck do you think—”

His words evaporated mid sentence, and Crowley whirled back around to stare out the windshield as the skin of his lower back erupted with sweat.

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The penultimate chapter of Bring Your Seed to Blossom is up! ✨

✨ be sure to take a look at the author’s notes for this one, my dears!

We have a little time skip of six months!

Excerpt:

He was just about to slide the key into the ignition, his brain happily considering all possibilities of what Aziraphale had in store for him later that day when Crowley both heard and felt the back driver’s side door click, and then it was opening, pulling at the frame of the Bentley and letting a burst of cool air inside the car as Crowley, instantly alert and alarmed, whipped his head around, looking back over his shoulder in bewildered irritation.

“Oi,” he snapped, testy, twisting further in his seat to see just what the Hell was happening, “just what the fuck do you think—”

His words evaporated mid sentence, and Crowley whirled back around to stare out the windshield as the skin of his lower back erupted with sweat.

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Public and semi-public sex

Ever had fantasies about public or semi-public sex? So have they! Ever acted on them? They certainly have! Here is a selection of fics where (semi)public sex is either the main main feature or just happens along the way. You’re welcome.

Human AUs:

My own Play By The Rules, rated E, 2k.

Every now and then I need to get some smut out of my system before happily going back to my fluff and humour. Aziraphale follows a handsome red-haired man to the toilet of the bar they are in, eager to let the man have his way with him.

Consenting Cycle Repairmen, by GroovyNightStrawberry. Rated E, 13k. P. Jun 24.

This story was absolutely adorable! So hot, but also so sweet at the same time! Human AU in which Crowley and Aziraphale open two bike repair shops next to each other. The writer does a wonderful job at showing us our heroes’ vulnerabilities through their masks of self confidence. Great characterisation and a heartwarming ending, I loved it!

Courage (A Reverse Trope Story), by SpectrallyDistracted. Rated E, 30k. P. May 25.

This funny, deep, fluffy enemies to lovers human AU made me feel all the feels and ended safely on warm and fuzzy. Crowley and Aziraphale despise each other, but find themselves accompanying Maggie and Nina on holiday out of loyalty. It’s going to be a long week. Romantic and sexy, the fic explores the many ways courage can manifest, from the courage to recognise your mistakes to the courage to let yourself be vulnerable (and everything in between). Superfluffy ending.

In-universe:

Keep Reading, by Aerenii. Rated E, 1.8k. P. Jul 25.

Have your fan ready for this incredibly hot post-canon fiction! Male presenting Aziraphale and female presenting Crowley go on a plane. Crowley is feeling rather horny. The fact that the fiction is told in Aziraphale’s POV makes for some hilarious lines in the middle of all the heat. And yet, the thing I loved the most about this fic is the unquestionable love between our two Ineffables! Fantastic fic!

My own An Angel And A Demon Go To A Halloween Party. Rated E, 4k. P. Oct 24.

Just a silly little thing to try my hand at smut (and end up in fluff. And a little humour, hopefully.)

Just Another Day, by Enderhuntress, rated E, 2k. P. Feb 25

Such a lovely and fluffy (and hot) slice of life in the future of our favourite Ineffables. This story is what awaits them on the other side of saving the world and we're all looking forward to for them.

Human/demon:

Until (Little) Death Do Us Part by Mimsynims (Rated E, 30,066 words) (Oct 24)

Follow up to the equally great A Little Help From A Fiend, this story is hot, funny, and fluffy. And it has a happy ending. Aziraphale has summoned a demon. For reasons I won't spoil, this demon is accompanying him to a wedding in Paris as his plus one. Need I add more? Of course it's only for the weekend. This could never last. Crowley is a demon, after all.

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Thank you for the tag, @gaiaseyes451 and @quitequaintrelle!

Rules: post the beginning lines of your most recent 10 published fanfics (or chapters, if you don't have 10 fics), then attempt to tag 10 people!

...it's rude how this game directly calls out my addiction to long sentences lol

1) “Pffft, of course y’can tell; I can, anyway,” Crowley scoffs as he downs the last of his whisky in one go, wincing at the burn of it scalding his throat. [is this the real thing/ is this just fantasy?]

2) Aziraphale’s hands shake as he walks through the shadowy paths of the park that seems quiet at first, but if he really listens, he can hear the explicit, repeating refrain of skin and breath and voices hushed under the guise of shoddily employed stealth. [A Nightingale Sang in Dickens Square]

3) Crowley is nervous. [sugar, we're goin' down (fisting)]

4) “You’re doing so well, my darling dove,” Aziraphale keeps his voice as soft as his touch, hopes that the gentle reassurance will soothe his fidgety charge, “nearly done; you’re being so good for me.” [where you tend a rose]

5) “I know you’re aching for it, kitten,” Lucius traces his tongue along the points of the star tattooed over the scar left behind by his own teeth, reveling in the squeeze around his cock he receives in reply as Anthony chokes out a whine, tearful and high and weak and so fucking pretty. [Heresy]

6) It’s been driving Aziraphale mad. [Inferno]

7) When it comes right down to it, it’s the name that convinces Vander to investigate the new whispers that have been creeping through the tunnels lately. [Canary]

8) “So this is how your merciful God prefers you to punish yourself in Her name? [strokes make clean the innermost parts]

9) At the time, as he’d sat in the little shadowy box across from Father Fell, separated from him only by a latticed screen, Crowley had questioned whether he’d managed to actually propel the words from his throat into existence or if he’d merely spoken them in his mind. [Bring Your Seed to Blossom]

10) Crowley’s birthday is in two days. [Confession]

No pressure tagging; apologies if you've already been pinged by someone else! @the-oxrib-and-oyster, @hazel-sage, @redwinevinegar47, @cemeteryangel725, @e-rated-beardo, @doonarose, @adverbian, @malachitegrey, @polychromicron-persei-8, @happynachohologram

latest fics/first lines

Thank you @chapeldean for tagging me! 😍

Rules: post the beginning lines of your most recent 10 published fanfics (or chapters, if you don't have 10 fics), then attempt to tag 10 people!

tagging: @afrenchwriter @bellisima-writes @hermiola @di-42 @alwayscomewhenyoucall @just-french-me-up @waitingtobebroken @andromeda4004 @hkblack @feraltuxedo (10 blogs are... so many blogs... if anyone tagged doesn't want to play, it's okay, the tags are all no pressure!)

I do NOT have ten fics on ao3 (the current number is... 8, which is still more than I thought I had) so I'm going with chapters for this! Counting down from Nights Forgotten and heading straight into Married at First Sight THE HEART LEAPS UP AND FEELS DEAD which I keep forgetting I ever wrote..........

Nights Forgotten

5. The Names Every year on January 1st, Crowley decided he was a year older.

4. Conversations at Midnight Crowley climbed back up to the crow’s nest the next night.

3. The Storm After that first night in the crow’s nest, it rained for nearly three days.

2. Leaving Port It was the 10th of August 1908, and Crowley had been thinking it might rain for nearly a week.

1. Prologue Most people, upon hearing the name RMS Laetitia, think about the famous sinking.

The Heart Leaps Up and Feels Dead

4. Forgive me. Crowley’s sofa was hard.

3. a wedding. Everything was white.

2. the night before Three days was nothing.

1. One kiss, It started with a kiss.

And then, the last chapter of Married at First Sight...

19. Epilogue SEASON SIX OF MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT COMES TO AN END — THREE COUPLES STAY TOGETHER

Honestly, I would not have been able to guess that last one.

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This but with em dashes too ✨ gospel

When youve been a writer for long enough, commas become more of a spiritual practice than a grammatical one.

Could I explain the actual rules of how they’re used? Absolutely not.

Do I rely on sensing a tremor in the force to tell me where to use them? Yes and this has never failed me even once.

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😈CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT😈

Here's a preview of the amazing art by @zivilzz! Find the full piece in Thwarting Wiles: Vol. 2!

Pre-orders are open!

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Chapter 14 of Bring Your Seed to Blossom has (finally) been posted!

Featuring three heart stopping panels by @zivilzz ✨

He said nothing as he moved to stand behind the priest and wrapped his arms around him, resting his chin on the wet slope of Aziraphale’s right shoulder with a soft, pleased sigh. They didn’t speak as they stood there in the steamy oasis, Crowley nuzzling into his neck while his beautiful hands grazed over the wet swell of Aziraphale’s stomach lovingly, fingertips lazily swirling through the drenched dusting of hair there.

This chapter is tender, reverent, and full of emotions. I’m sorry for the delay, but I hope it’s worth it 💖

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Chapter 14 of Bring Your Seed to Blossom has (finally) been posted!

Featuring three heart stopping panels by @zivilzz ✨

He said nothing as he moved to stand behind the priest and wrapped his arms around him, resting his chin on the wet slope of Aziraphale’s right shoulder with a soft, pleased sigh. They didn’t speak as they stood there in the steamy oasis, Crowley nuzzling into his neck while his beautiful hands grazed over the wet swell of Aziraphale’s stomach lovingly, fingertips lazily swirling through the drenched dusting of hair there.

This chapter is tender, reverent, and full of emotions. I’m sorry for the delay, but I hope it’s worth it 💖

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I had the pleasure of contributing to this zine with my darling @zivilzz! Get your copy!

PRE-ORDERS OPEN!

Pre-orders are now open for Thwarting Wiles: Vol. 2, a NS//FW Good Omens zine centered on bottom!Crowley. We have 96 pages of excellent art and writing, and some lovely merch available for purchase.

Products available are:

Zine Physical (includes digital copy) - $23 Digital - $9 Merch Bookmark and Postcard - $3 Sticker Bundle (4 die-cut stickers) - $6 Zine + Merch Includes physical and digital zine plus all merch - $30

And PSA:

This zine contains adult content, and you must be 18+ to purchase. By purchasing this zine, you acknowledge that you are 18 years of age or older.

This is a charity fanzine and all proceeds will be donated to Take Back the Night. Pre-orders will run 6/30-7/28.

GET YOUR GOODS HERE!

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Good Omens Fanfic Recs - part 2# June 2025 🥳🩷

Multichapterfics

98] Under my skin (E) by @ilikeblue

Aziraphale runs a publishing company with his half brother Gabriel - apart from that, there is nothing they have in common. He is bone-achingly lonely, with Anathema being his only friend. When she slips him the number of an escort, he is just being polite by taking it - right? But after another horrible birthday he decides to take the plunge. 🌶️💓 Art by @zamolodchikohyeah

A nice and kind of pretty woman style fic, low on angst and high on feelings! My 3 story of this author and I decided to simply read all and everything they ever wrote in the GO-universe!

99] Deluded (M) by @di-42

Aaaaahwww, you gonna love this one! Human Au, in which Aziraphale only does relationships, while Crowley only does ONS. They are both not very successful with their ways, which might be the reason why Maggie sets them up for a blind date. Which Crowley only accepts to be polite, never ever would he be thinking about changing his mind. ... Really, Crowley? 😉

I read this story on a sunny afternoon on my balcony and my neighbours must have thought me crazy, because I had to laugh so much. The banter is hilarious! 😂

I am ever so glad to know @di-42 personally and am honoured to be her sometimes-beta. 🤓 She also shares a LOT of fanfic recs, practically all of the time, so please go find her on tumblr and follow her!

100] On a dark and stormy night (E) by @tawnyontumblr

Human Au, in which Viscount Eastgate lives alone in the crumbling family estate, writing novels with (at that times) embarrassingly explicit scenes. On a dark and stormy night, Miss Antonia Crowley seeks refuge in his house. They don't seem to like each other ... 😉

101] Not a mounted dildo but a fucking machine (E) by @naromoreau and @summerofspock

Human AU. Beeing roommates since Uni, Aziraphale and Crowley find themselves stuck inside during lockdown. While Crowley experiences withdrawal-symptoms from not beeing able to have sex, Aziraphale - being a virgin - is getting itchy, because his online-date seems set on "physical experiences" soon. Them both being straight, there seems no harm in some ... let´s call it "teaching lessons" - can there? 🤦‍♀️😁🌶️🌶️🌶️

My Goodness, who would have thought they could even be more ignorant about what´s going on! Hot Hot Hot!

102] This is not my beautiful house (T) by @the-written-wyrm

Crawly wakes up in a place he doesn´t know - a rectangle filled with lots of other rectangels. His hair is cut short, he is wearing ridiculous clothes and there is an angel calling him Crowley. What the heck is going on? 🤓

I really liked this story - what would happen, if Crowley didn´t know Aziraphale - would they fall in love again? Spoiler-alert: of course. Crowley discovering the modern world is hilarious!

103] 24 hours (I've waited my whole life) (E) by @createserenity

Human Au. When there's a knock on Aziraphale s door the morning of his 40th birthday, he is grumbling. But opening the door there is not the expected food delivery, but a handsome stranger waiting to entertain him for 24 hours. Turns out, it's Anathema's gift to Aziraphale.😎

Well, another story with one of them being a sex worker - seems I have a type! 😅

Oneshots

104] Sugar we're going down (E) by @depraveddame

Crowley is sick of shaving and goes to a queer friendly studio to try out sugaring. The technician with the blond halo seems to be helping the process as much as the pain. Crowley is in for so much more than he expected ... 🌶️🌶️🌶️ Mind the tags!

Series: Allure

105] The Allure of Correction (E) by @ajconstantine

Human AU: Crowley is the butler to Viscount Fell and wants to please. One might he accidentally drops a glas of wine - this behaviour needs to be corrected. 👋 A short little Oneshot to start of their voyage.

106] The Allure of Desire (E) by @ajconstantine

The story continues: it´s been a whole year, since they first crossed the invisible line. They both cherish each other dearly, but Crowley is very aware of his position in life. He will never be anything more than a butler, a person of no rank. So when Aziraphale wants to make them an "us", Crowley can´t see a way. 💔 They will find their happy end of course! Both stories can be read as stand-alone, the series is not marked as finished.

Hope you enjoy the list, pls share the love with kudos, comments and shares! 🤗

Follow along for short summaries and recs on the books i read🩷 The numbers are for funsies - i want to count my reads throughout 2025.

I only read finished stories and one-shots. You will find no WIPs in here. Also you will only find happy or at least hopeful endings here - i couldn´t handle anything else.

Also i try to find every author here on tumblr to link-to, but some times i am out of luck. If you happen to know them, please tell them, write to me in the comments or DM me and i will update the post!

Ratings in ()

Fanfiction is my happyplace 🩷

PS: if you´re interested in GO-recs, here is the overview of all of my recs so far!

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if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down

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Did I write a fic based on this challenge? Yes. Did it end up being full of pining and tenderness and sweet feelings realization between two idiots? Also YES.

Summary: During a dry spell, Crowley complains loudly and insistently to his flatmate (who he’s wanted to fuck as long as he's known him) about how a dildo is nowhere near as satisfying as the real thing, and Aziraphale proposes that they actually put Crowley's theory to the test.

Just two flatmates conducting an experiment where they see if Crowley actually can tell the difference between a sex toy and Aziraphale's cock in the name of science, aka the Real Dick vs Dildo challenge, aka the one where affection starved Crowley has desires and feelings and would pretty much do anything to get Aziraphale inside him at least once.

Read is this the real thing/ is this just fantasy? here!

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Just wanted to say I've been pretty stressed about....well everything recently, and your works have continued to be a nice, quiet moment away from it all. ❤️

that being said, you ARE everyones mother now.

sorry not sorry.

I dont make the rules.

🤷‍♀️

First of all, I’m hugging you so hard 🫂💖 I’m so sorry you’ve been so stressed. Everything is pretty fucking terrible, and I’m right there with you; you’re not alone. I can’t tell you how much it means that my writing can offer a quiet moment from it all ♥️ there’s really nothing more I could ever wish for as a writer than for my work to offer comfort, an escape, or anything else a reader needs 💖 thank you for hanging out with my stories and giving yourself moments of respite. Take care of yourself however you can, be gentle with yourself and hang in there. I hope things get better my dear 🫂

Also I will gladly accept that title (even if I’m more of a daddy at heart) ♥️ heheh.

Sending you love and anything else you need 💖🫂

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Did I write a fic based on this challenge? Yes. Did it end up being full of pining and tenderness and sweet feelings realization between two idiots? Also YES.

Summary: During a dry spell, Crowley complains loudly and insistently to his flatmate (who he’s wanted to fuck as long as he's known him) about how a dildo is nowhere near as satisfying as the real thing, and Aziraphale proposes that they actually put Crowley's theory to the test.

Just two flatmates conducting an experiment where they see if Crowley actually can tell the difference between a sex toy and Aziraphale's cock in the name of science, aka the Real Dick vs Dildo challenge, aka the one where affection starved Crowley has desires and feelings and would pretty much do anything to get Aziraphale inside him at least once.

Read is this the real thing/ is this just fantasy? here!

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Phew if this ain’t me and Vine Slips 😅

I have no outline tho, just vibes