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Space Siren Danny

''Well, that's mildly disturbing.''

Sam was staring at Dannys new form.

He looks like a floating siren, with a long tail with lots of fins that look like they're filled with galaxies, stars and every other creepy space thing in existence. He has long white hair and an unreasonable number of earrings with planets and stars.

Wait a fucking second, Danny doesn't have earrings-

''Did you get your ears pierced without me?''

''Of course that's what you care about'' Danny grumbled,''I just phased them in.''

''Ah. Soooo, why are you looking like a mermaid on drugs?''

''Okay, fuck you, and I'm clearly a space siren.''

Sam looked him up and down. ''I regret showing you Arielle. Do you mind telling me why you're in my room in the middle of the night?''

''I wanted to show you my new form.''

''Amazing. Now my already messed-up sleep schedule is even more messed up.''

''Oh, and my parents nearly vivisected me.''

''What-''

''I'm moving to the moon.''

''YOURE PARENTS FOUND OUT-'' 

Sam saw an expression in the mirror and god, she looked horrified.

Danny flinched back and made the very mature decision to fuck off and run away from his problems.

 As he phased through the ceiling, he felt Sam trying to grab his tail, which didn't really work, since he's, well, intangible.

He flew straight to the Moon, only stopping to get chips at a random store.

Anciens, Sams going to be so mad at him the next time they see each other.

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He watched the pair enter the room. Fashionably late, of course. An attempt to exert power, not that it worked. He could wait. Time meant little to him.

Luthor tugged at the cuff of his perfectly tailored grey suit. The lines of the suit fell perfectly, making him look larger than he was. Making him look dangerous. The man was sharp, Danny would give him that much, but personally Danny thought the figure in black and purple next to him was far more interesting.

“Samantha.”

“Daniel,” Sam said as she strutted over on her dangerously pointed heels.

When close, she rested a hand on Danny’s broad chest. Her nails were of course filed to a point and painted perfectly. She leaned in to kiss the air on either side of Danny’s cheeks. He mimicked the act.

“I hadn’t realized that you knew each other,” Luthor said. One of his perfectly sculpted brows was pointedly raised.

“Danny and I go way back,” Sam said with a dismissive wave of her hand. “Childhood friends, lovers, murders.”

“Now Sam, you have two against my one on times you’ve murdered me,” Danny pointed out.

“Yes, I do,” Sam agreed with a smug little smirk.

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Spirit Halloween is the best ship and never gets the love it deserves

I stayed up late and now I has an idea.

Do you know the typical trope in DC x DP where Tim summoned Danny aka Ghost King to asking help to bring Bruce back from Time Streams? Danny usually asked Tim to be his spouse, fiancé or bearing his “children’s core” or even Danny himself.

Now, what if Danny asks Tim to be his son. Imagine this

Tim: I need your help to bring my dad back

Danny: Sure, but you have to pay the price

Tim: I could give my soul if you need it

Danny: No, I just want you to be my son

Tim: … WHAT?

Danny: I need someone to help me with the paper works but you need to be my heir to have the right to do it

Tim: …you don’s have any heirs?

Danny: No, I has 2 but they both have been baned as not “suitable for that position”. One is for destroying another universe and one for set some important papers for fun

Tim: … I somehow understand it

Danny: And you should be okey. I would give you power, treat you as my own and has the “revised anyone you love but they sadly died as long as they haven’t rebirth yet” for your welcome to the family gift. You can even pull your dad, whom soon will be your ex-dad if you agree the deal with me, out of the time stream yourself.

Tim: … that sounds … to good to be true

Danny: Well, I could feel your soul and I know you worth it

Tim: … Okey, deal! But I want to revised more than one people

Danny: As long as it’s not more than 50, then you could do what ever you want. Welcome to the family, son!

Tim: Thank you, dad

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It's gotta be insane, at least he doesn't have muscles... they'd be torn to shreds

I cannot imagine how constant the rib pain Killer haves to deal with since he coughs all that determination everytime. I talk from the experience.

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Little thing for a fic I'll never write. Cause, dude, if people I wanted to trust were like actively trying to gun me down I think I'd have a breakdown when they eventually caught up to me.

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Dick: Sir, please step out of the vehicle.

Danny: Did I do something wrong? I swear I wasn't aware my break light was out.

Dick: It's not the light. I can smell alcohol on your person. I need to do a breathalyzer test on you.

Danny: Oh! No, I work at a bar, and one of the drafts lever got stuck. It covered me in alcohol when I tried to force it. But I'll take the test, no problem.

Dick: Thank you.

Danny: of course.

Dick: Alright, you have zero alcohol in your system. Sorry about that. I'll let you off with a warning for the light, but please get it fixed as soon as possible.

Danny: No worries! And thank you! *Drives a little down the road and suddenly car vanishes within air*

Dick: What the-! *gasp* Wait, isn't this the super haunted road with the vanishing bartender? The one Red Robin was investigating due to all those runors of missing people beacuse of said ghost? Dang it, I was just at the end of my shift too! Ughhhhh....I guess I have to tip Nightwing off now.

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That's why (when asked) Kent is most certainly NOT a meta. Just a normal country kid that one

Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system

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I really like the lineart, so I thought I'd include it :-D

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Danny: Excuse me, I'm a student photographer at Gotham U, and one of our assignments is to take shots of Gotham Street Glam. Would it be alright if I took your pictures and used them in my project?

Steph: Yes, of course! Do you want us to pose?

Danny: Yes, if that is okay with you and you have some time that would be wonderful.

Steph: Yeah no problem. I'm Stephanie by the way, but call me Steph. This is Cassandra- call her Cass. Next to her is Jason- call him Jay. And lastly that's Richard. Call him Ric.

Dick: No, do not call me that. Call me Dick please.

Steph: I mean sure if you want to break the pattern and be SpEaCiAl.

Danny: Its nice to meet you all, I'm Danny. Would you mind if we move down the street to the historical Cafe area?

Jason: No problem. But is my outfit glam enough?

Danny: Leather jackets can be punk glam not to worry.

Cass: May I do a arabesque as a pose? I'm a ballerina.

Danny: Of course! We can have you do that one some stairs or a railing.

Dick: Oh! Can I do a Flip?

Danny: Of course!

A week later:

Classmate 1: Fenton!? Are those....Did you do a photo op with the WAYNES!?

Classmate 2: Holy shit. Those are the Waynes. How in the world did you book them as your models?!

Classmate 3: CASSANDRA WAYNE!? OMG IS THIS PRINT FOR SALE?!

Classmate 4: I have money too! Fenton, sell me the Dick Grayson one!

Danny: I have no idea who those people are. I just found them having a bobba tea in the street. Are they famous?

TA: J A S O N T O D D!!!!

Danny: I guess they are famous.

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I think historically all the big fandoms on this hellsite is monsterfucker coded in one way or another. Like I'm racking my brain for a big fandom that doesn't have a monstefucker aspect.

The closest I can get is Sherlock? But it danced so much in the SuperWhoLock that like... maaybe doesn't count? And like, mind monsters could almost be considered a genre in themselves.

We got like the mascot monsters... Fnaf, Poppy, Hello Neighbor... etc.

We got eldritch horror monsters... Nightvale, SCP, Gravity Falls.....

We got alien monsters... Dr. Who, Mandalorian all Star Wars franchise fandoms, a good amount of superhero fandom has it too regardless on if it's DC Marvel or something else, Steven Universe...

We got supernatural monsters... Supernatural (of course), Good Omens probably counts here, Danny Phantom..... etc etc

We got men who are monsters... too many to list but Scrutinized comes to mind, Hannibal too...

And then we got the fandoms that's it's all furry or monster and having your fav character being a human is the oulier. Like Undertale/Deltarune, Sonic, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles....

The better question is is there a fandom that makes it impossible to get labeled with monsterfuckery and still be good?

I think the biggest thing mascot horror things need to get a grip on is the reasonable balance of cute/creepy. The mascot in question needs to be cute enough to realistically be for children but scary enough to actually make for effective horror. Most games always lean too far in either direction and idk maybe it's just me but immersion with these kinds of games are important for me to actually find enjoyment in them.

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I 100% would believe Danny is a "don't trust the news" type person. They report things wrong all the time? They make things up? It's controlled by the local Billionaire that may or may not want to adopt him. The news is a consistent problem. The haunted Christmas was just the final nail in the last coffin he long since buried.

His peers think he might be onto something if Jason Todd is actually alive.

Danny: Excuse me, I'm a student photographer at Gotham U, and one of our assignments is to take shots of Gotham Street Glam. Would it be alright if I took your pictures and used them in my project?

Steph: Yes, of course! Do you want us to pose?

Danny: Yes, if that is okay with you and you have some time that would be wonderful.

Steph: Yeah no problem. I'm Stephanie by the way, but call me Steph. This is Cassandra- call her Cass. Next to her is Jason- call him Jay. And lastly that's Richard. Call him Ric.

Dick: No, do not call me that. Call me Dick please.

Steph: I mean sure if you want to break the pattern and be SpEaCiAl.

Danny: Its nice to meet you all, I'm Danny. Would you mind if we move down the street to the historical Cafe area?

Jason: No problem. But is my outfit glam enough?

Danny: Leather jackets can be punk glam not to worry.

Cass: May I do a arabesque as a pose? I'm a ballerina.

Danny: Of course! We can have you do that one some stairs or a railing.

Dick: Oh! Can I do a Flip?

Danny: Of course!

A week later:

Classmate 1: Fenton!? Are those....Did you do a photo op with the WAYNES!?

Classmate 2: Holy shit. Those are the Waynes. How in the world did you book them as your models?!

Classmate 3: CASSANDRA WAYNE!? OMG IS THIS PRINT FOR SALE?!

Classmate 4: I have money too! Fenton, sell me the Dick Grayson one!

Danny: I have no idea who those people are. I just found them having a bobba tea in the street. Are they famous?

TA: J A S O N T O D D!!!!

Danny: I guess they are famous.

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Remember lab safety everyone 👍

Some thought process under the cut!

I've always wanted to depict chronic pain or waves of pain with red circle-ish pattern, well There's finally a piece where I can use it! Super happy! It's the big chunks of circle shapes centered on him, and they're supposed to represent radiation & radiation pain!

Also I have no idea how to represent the "human turning into ghost" theme outside of his body, I used red blood transitioning to green blood in the end and it just looks like his human blood was blasted out of him lol, I hope I get it across

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Bruce: Who are you?

Danny: Did you forget about me? You asked me to come live with you yesterday.

Bruce: Did I?

Danny: I mean, I can leave. I'll wind up on the streets... probably selling myself or some kind of drug to make ends need, but that's got nothing to do with you. So don't worry about it. It's not like you're Batman.

Bruce: Wait.

Danny talking fast: YouUsedToBeMyHeroButNowYour'reThrowingMeOut

Bruce: What!? Wait don't go-

Danny: Well! If you insist! I'll be in my room. Love you dad! :D

Bruce: O-oh love you too!

Alfred: Master Bruce who was that young man?

Bruce:....I think a kid that just gaslight me into housing him.

Alfred: You could have just a new adoptee.

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Redrew a scene from Real Life by @cordria ! (With a bit variation)

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He was just fourteen

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Things cats were right about all along:

Fuck staying hydrated by drinking enough water - eat! more! wet! food! (watermelon, cucumbers, SOUP!)

Feels great to be really high up in your house where you can see the whole place (loft bed loft bed loft bed loft bed!)

Express yourself as clearly as possible when people are touching you and you don't want them to.

Optional, but you can also express yourself clearly when your people are not touching you and you want them to.

Sometimes it's important to just go "hmm. actually, I don't care" and wander off.

You don't have to be the strongest or toughest to defend yourself, it's enough to just be difficult enough to not be worth the trouble.

Ghosts will eventually leave if you stare at them for long enough.

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Danny's lonely keep