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!! Is that- are those--- divorce papers from monsieur Louis De Pointe du Chat??
(someone needed to draw this) (might as well be me i thought) (i actually love how our brains are fandom-connected tho: I started sketching this and five (5) minutes later the exact same meme got shared on X) (magical)
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*in jacob's voice* what's stopping you (to put your arm around him)?
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"But if you want a name, let me call it the gateway between life and death. I'll bring you with me through this gateway. And why? Because I am a coward. And I love you too much to let you go."
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It would be fun to re-learn french, but specifically go for one of the African dialects, just to make it clear that even if I only learned the language to be able to talk to more people, I have no respect for the colonialism. It took immense violence to put french into Africa, but now no amount of violence can take Africa out of french. And I'm joining this fight specifically against you.
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hey kinda messed up that 1st degree burn is the mildest burn but 1st degree murder is the worst murder. they should have collaborated more on that one.
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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.
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Doggust Day 4: Maltese. Making my way downtown. 🍂
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while you studied the blade i studied the forge so i could make you the very best blade in the world! love you baby
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What is your favorite scene with Tom [Welling]? “One of them was when he’s giving me mouth to mouth in the pilot. You can just see my lips quivering with laughter. I was just saying stuff like “Can we get Tom a tic tac before this take? I don’t want to lose the moment!” He’s like“Dude, shut up!” - Michael Rosenbaum
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