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it's so deadly serious to me
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I love the Ally response vs the Trans Woman response
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if i could figure out how people interact and sewing machines work i would be unstoppable
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it's good that the word "four" is "four" letters long
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the natural human lifespan is actually less than 2 days, but many have taken to artificially extending their lives via substances such as food/water
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u know when u drink really cold or hot drinks and u can feel it going down into ur stomach and u feel like one of those skeleton pirates in pirates of the caribbean when they’re drinking the beer
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the weed dispensaries should ask if you would like to round up your purchase to donate to PBS. and if you say yes you get to scan a QR code that gives you 30-day free access to the full run of antiques roadshow. this is how drugs can win the war on drugs again.
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>ask if he's an actual leftist or a liberal who wants to feel cool
>he laughs "it's a good ideology"
>look inside
>blood and cartilage and bone and sinew and he's screaming and he's screaming and he's screaming and h
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it’s rotten work. to me if it’s me.
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walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mothers’ backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your mom’s back blown out so bad you could’ve just called me
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the city by C. P. Cavafy
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Women who don’t get Any action and live in a perpetual state of loneliness and Engage in hobbies that disconnect them from the populous shall Inherit this earth. Only they can speak truth.
#...........................................................................................................................................#me core
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my safe clothing items that I wear day in day out for years and years should never break or rip or wear down. the power of friendship should stop that kind of thing
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