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The River Dart

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my boyfriend got me garfield socks and a gengar shirt so i drew this

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600 N what now

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i have never heard ariana grande enunciate a single thing in my life

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I honest to christ cannot deal with hearing noises I need to hear no noisees this is NO NOISE ZONE all noises will result in you having something thrown at you

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on the verge of shrieking like godzilla

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see her fabulous

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do people think walmart has its own boat fleet and has designated shrimp it can take out of the water what is happening. what is 'walmart shrimp' shrimp is shrimp it grows outside. this is a crisis.

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Don't mind me, I'm just doing my yogas

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you've all been to kfc multiple times this week buying potato wedges, yes? we all have to do our part to bring them back to the menu permanently.

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how many kids does mel gibson HAVE

it’s actually wild how terrified of the general public most usamericans are. like you don’t realize it if you’re someone who mostly walks and takes transit and spends a lot of time in populous public spaces but then you talk to one of the thousands of people that seemingly never set foot in any public space besides a parking garage or a starbucks and you suddenly understand why it’s so easy for fascist rhetoric about the dangerous alien to take root. this country’s median voter pretty much never interacts with strangers who aren’t their coworkers or people they met on dating apps

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The Gathering - Alone

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Sex Isn't Real And You Can't Have It