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jaina bronzebeard is so very much my favorite naddpod npc and it’s nowhere near close

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"average person runs 3 ttrpg a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person runs 0 ttrpg a year per year. Brennan Lee Mulligan, who lives in cave & runs over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Brennan: there is some homebrew coming, there are subclasses-

Everyone:

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look at my doctors and nurses dawg im gonna die 😭

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excuse me for stating the obvious but like. james gunn outright calling superman an immigrant and doubling down on it when he got backlash (because he IS an immigrant, that's the point of superman) + the in-movie dialogue of "aren't you going to read me my rights?" "you're an extraterrestrial, son. you haven't got any rights to read." + the violence of his arrest and how they torture and mistreat him unapologetically, all under the guise of "protecting america", in a film releasing during the onslaught of violent ICE kidnappings and abuse... yeah it's really no wonder right-wing knobheads are crying about this being woke. they're being forced to look directly at the reasons one of the most well-known and beloved heroes of all time would not be on their side. and that's only ONE of the reasons this movie covers

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😁😁😁 I love Superbat

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CAUSE I'M A PUNKROCKER YES I AM!

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I think Superman would really appreciate how DIY the 2022 wingsuit is

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Bsky

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fellas is it gay to memorise your best friends heartbeat so that you always know how he's feeling and where to find him?

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New stoopid meme out of the oven

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eepy college students

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Clark: "Hey, B, are you okay, you look a little--"

Bruce: "What ever you are about to say, don't say it."

Clark: "Why?"

Bruce, in a whisper: "Because Dick has taken it upon himself to impress me with backflips should I appear upset."

Clark: "And this is a problem because?"

Bruce, still whispering: "Because whilst in all other ways he is a gifted acrobat, every time he does a backflip, without fail, he falls on his face and fighting back the urge to laugh everytime is starting to wear on me."

Clark: "Aww, Bruce. Sounds like he messes up on purpose to try and make you laugh, 'cause I've seen him do backflips lots of times."

Bruce: "Oh..."

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Bruce, later as he tucks Dick into bed: "If you really want to make me laugh, you should do that thing where you jump onto Clark..."

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Dick, the next morning leaping from the chandelier: "SKY ATTACK."

Clark, scrambling to catch him: "Jesus, Dick!"

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바보세마리

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Superbat commission

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I‘m not immune to SuperBat………

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royjamie locker room hug will always make me insane it doesn’t matter how many times i’ve seen it. the way u can see it dawning on roy all the way through… the way he doesn’t say anything. the way jamie tucks his face into his neck. the way u can hear him barely holding back his sobs. everyone else staying silent and just letting them have a moment. the fact that this gesture is what completely shifts jamie’s mindset and proves to him that roy cares about him, so the next time he has a meltdown he immediately grabs onto him knowing it’s okay and he won’t push him away. and he’s right.