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Percy Jackson + Text Posts

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My heart goes out to the Irish in these trying times. May you not contract alcohol poisoning from celebrating the news

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Writing challenge: Describe everything with only the most random fucking details.

"Gregory had ten unclipped fingernails and nine unclipped toenails, as a 14-year-old he had had the greatest lung capacity in his entire biology glass, and his eyes were the colour of moon dust."

"They entered a building that had been constructed from 12,9050 calcium-silicate bricks."

"Emma's dog barked at 92 decibels. He had four strong legs and no knowledge that he had an ancestor who once mauled a man to death for trying to steal a cappage."

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“i could fix him” “i could make him worse” well DONT im trying to study him and your tampering would completely throw off my results

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It’s coming

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"The magic system is never fully explained" yeah that's how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot

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the personification of death being portrayed as deeply kind in fiction is something that reduces me to tears every single time

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Walter white should've started one of those channels where people just mix slime together and cut soap and stuff instead of doing all the stuff he did in the show

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i hope something goes sooo fucking wrong at the funeral lol like a pallbearer sneezes and the quarter ton coffin just goes spilling into the street

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At a conveyer belt sushi restaurant.

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the queen is not truly dead until Christopher Eccleston drives a stake into her heart, thus defeating the evil once and for all

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*tsk* Gotta hate it when you chip a nail.

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love island would be a lot more interesting if andrew punched luca and dami in their fuckin jaws

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oh, those aren't "plot holes". they're air holes i poked in the narrative so that the characters could breathe.

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If you still call tumblr the hellsite you haven’t seen twitter’s recent discourse over whether short women can be loved for anything other than a fetish

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This is to pride discourse like when a new guy comes into the wrestling ring w a chair. Absolute mayhem to the discursive ecology