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// ooc: arthur aguefort always finds a way

Switching from "roleplay is weird" Twitter to "roleplay accounts are super big here" Tumblr is so jarring. Like what do you mean Arthur Aguefort is just. Here. On my feed.

[detectivergukgak]

WHAT?

what do you know about yorbs? are there multiple?

- @detectivergukgak

well What, pray tellme youngGuk Gak. do you think is the Son ☀️ and the Stairs ⭐️

[detectivergukgak]

THE SIN YORB?

what do you know about yorbs? are there multiple?

- @detectivergukgak

well What, pray tellme youngGuk Gak. do you think is the Son ☀️ and the Stairs ⭐️

[detectivergukgak]

are you saying i need to believe in the sun in order for there to be a s*n yorb?

what do you know about yorbs? are there multiple?

- @detectivergukgak

well What, pray tellme youngGuk Gak. do you think is the Son ☀️ and the Stairs ⭐️

[detectivergukgak]

THERE ARE MORE YORBS?

what do you know about yorbs? are there multiple?

- @detectivergukgak

well What, pray tellme youngGuk Gak. do you think is the Son ☀️ and the Stairs ⭐️

[detectivergukgak]

is this some sort of code??

hrm.mm. coma ?!

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the proof is RIGHT THERE. also, why are you typing out actions

hrm.mm. coma ?!

[detectivergukgak]

you JUST said “coma”

hrm.mm. coma ?!

[detectivergukgak]

YOU WERE IN A COMA?

hrm.mm. coma ?!

[detectivergukgak]

Some anonymous asker! No idea if they actually cursed me, and they only said that I’d “never find peace.” Can you even curse someone through a crystal website?

Anyone know any curses that involve talismans?

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Apparently I’ve been cursed and I need to find a talisman to remove it, but we should try remove curse first. Just in case.

Anyone know any curses that involve talismans?

[detectivergukgak]

Anyone know any curses that involve talismans?

[detectivergukgak]

Hello Riz "the ball" Gutgak.

I have cursed you for 1,000 years.

You will not find peace until you find my hidden talisman.

Happy hunting...

… You cursed me without even spelling my name right?

[detectivergukgak]

You’re welcome.

Okay so, social security numbers don’t matter in the Hells. Identities are stolen all the time down there, with or without SSNs. So theoretically you’re fine, but also you should probably find the guy who’s committing fraud under your name. I don’t know if fraud exists in the Hells either, but you should probably find that guy anyways.

- @detectivergukgak

Thank you friend

[detectivergukgak]

I’m not a law guy, you know this, dude! But yeah, I can look into it. Would social security numbers even exist in hell?? Why would they need to be socially secure…

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[detectivergukgak]

vultures, yea or nay?

- vulture anon

Yea!

If anyone else answers nay then I’m not associated with them. Don’t punish me for a non-unanimous decision.

[detectivergukgak]

Thanks Adaine!

Hey riz! How’s the investigation going? Did you figure it out?

- Adaine @dontaskmeforprophecies

Hi Adaine, and not yet. The closest I’ve gotten was Baby, but apparently Baby does know how to write words and would probably write them instead of just scribbling. I’m still suspicious of Baby, but he’s mostly off the hook for now.

By the way, do you have any kind of surveillance spells? I don’t have enough storage on my crystal to just record a video all the time. Although that would probably be more of an abjuration spell, wouldn’t it. Hm.