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it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit
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The Messenger is here to close out August Adipose for this year! I always thought a Cupid Delivery Service for love letters was a cute idea!
Thank you all for coming with me on this year鈥檚 August Adipose! I鈥檓 dying to know what everyone鈥檚 favorite was!
I am now going to lay down, starfish style for a while. I am also going to turn a year older, because my birthday is on the 31st!
insta | prints | website | august adipose
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My Boss the Demiurge 9.5
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its fascinating when shows go "this character does not have sex" and you can just watch the fans minds just start going "well he doesnt have sex, therefore hes asexual, and as we all know, asexuality is a spectrum, and some asexuals actualy do have sex, and therefore he is probably having tons of crazy sex literaly every time he isnt on screen"
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keygen music is fucking crazy you could be downloading a crack for some fuckinnn office program and every now and then it sounds like a bossfight is starting
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To the bold ff.net user in 2013 who tried to write Moby-Dick from the whale鈥檚 perspective, please get back here you were cooking
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Daily affirmations:
-I can make my OC a worse person
-I can make my OC more miserable
-I can make my OC more repressed
-I can give my OC more issues
-I can make my OC more self loathing
-I can give my OC new fears and insecurities
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literally never met a protogen who wasn't an oafish lout
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found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember
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