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yeah, it would be a real shame whoops! my finger slipped! It would be a shame if someone else reposts it after me
what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?
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also re-blogging this to get more people to celebrate this beautiful holiday 
I had a dream last night that there was a new Tumblr Holiday. It was called Swan & Duck Day and people just…posted pictures of swans and ducks. It was held on the anniversary of The Ugly Duckling being published.
….When I woke up, I Googled what day that is.

It’s in November, apparently. 🦆🦆🦆
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Don’t mind me. I’m just celebrating Swan and duck day
The up-and-coming Tumblr holiday where everybody posts pictures of swans and ducks on the anniversary of the ugly duckling book release which was on November 11
I invite all of my mutuals and anyone seeing this post to re-blog with their swan and duck pictures
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Hate when the subway leaves right in front of you 😠
#telling me not to do something only makes me want to do it more!#just ask my parents they told me not to live and we all see how that turned out!
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The holy Trinity of employees not getting paid enough to deal with this shit and Corporations not giving a singular fuck about their employees
there is enough OSHA violations between these three companies to make an inspector a very, very wealthy person
And also, a lot of instances were background checks could have stopped complete and other massacres 

This would be an amazing cross over
#like oh yeah let’s put the gun in the lock box but not the fucking auto pilot key#Oh yes let’s make the mentally deranged men owners of toy companies
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fucking dodge then!!!!/silly
DAMNIT I HAVE TO DELETE THE MEME BECAUSE SIBTHER'S SPRAYING ME WITH VINEGAR
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It’s vinegar, pussy!/ref
DAMNIT I HAVE TO DELETE THE MEME BECAUSE SIBTHER'S SPRAYING ME WITH VINEGAR
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me too for the right price heyo!

It Really Gurgles
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Caramelldansen turns 20 this year and frankly I am not prepared for that.
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this is like the fighter jet version of when a cartoon character grabs a stick of dynamite and tries, blowing out the fuse 
ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck
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DEFCON 22 Badge Challenge
Still here? Alright, lets go!
Keep reading
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sam and brennan’s greatest weaknesses (respectively)
(transcript under the cut)
Keep reading
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“cmere boy”
*sound of clanging pots and pans getting closer*
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