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it would be funny to take a controller into the super mario bros movie and pretend you were playing it. unless he dies in the movie. a cinema full of people thinking you killed mario... kids crying... not good

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I love that while Jimmy Neutron generally meant well, he was such a huge, unbelievable asshole cunt in that fast food episode that that’s all we can think about years later.

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vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

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Limoges porcelain garlic pill case

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Can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person?

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with the discussion happening on my blog tonight here’s a “are you a main or side character uquiz” that i have yet to take so i think it’d be fun if we all shared our results to each other, let’s find out

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no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s

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Super fucked up that I can’t be a master-level expert in knitting AND woodworking AND silversmithing AND embroidery AND soap making AND spinning AND -

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