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New fear unlocked:

I go to dashcon 2 to meet the muppet joker and he's actually british

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oh no i've had a Thought

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123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

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getting mad enough at video games that i have to stop playing and make a chart

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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So yesterday I went to take banana, peeled it, and came back to show my partner because wow, this is a VERY STRAIGHT banana !

Like abnormally straight !

!!!

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the opposite of a little goody two-shoes would be big baddie bare feet lol. nevermind I don't like this post anymore

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I'm keeping an eye out for heat stroke in my area and I can't figure out what a full body flush would look like on dark skin since all the pictures are just fake training pictures. Anyone have video/pics of a heat stroke flush on black skin?

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sending fandom memes to friends despite not being part of the fandom. Is it good or is it shit tier I don't know but it's Glup Shitto from ur show hope u like it

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Hooked up with a British guy once and he said "awh that's propah" while I ate his ass

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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

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what a beautiful man but☝️he could be beautifuller... guards! cover that man in blood

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steps into a big pot of bubbling oil and sits there like its a hot tub and i snile at you so nicely that you step in after me and youre immediately boiled til theres nothing left