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“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”
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the people who own my apartment are coming by on thursday to inspect the place so I need to get rid of all the fun things that me and cole have made while living here

goodbye, evil robot fridge

goodbye, beautiful wall art

goodbye, mattress slide

goodbye, bugel string that I made as a christmas decoration

goodbye, humility reminder

goodbye, balloon pit
You will all live on in my heart and memory <3
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not all who mcfreakin wander are mcfreakin lost
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Psychic: reads my mind My mind: waelcome to my kitchennnnnn…. We have bananis…… And avocadi
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Sadly this is true, while gays are (slowly) being accepted by society, atheists are still demonized and shunned.
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You haven’t been in this Fandom long enough if you’ve never seen these two lines before
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hello friends britney is here
goodbye friends britney is gone
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Animal/Pokemon/Cute creature falling into misfortune and someone responding with the screaming dude from Breaking Bad is single-handedly the best meme
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i love how unproblematic firefighters are. they just wanna put out the fires.
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