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this is the best possible version of fred

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Hey! Can you do Babsie as rick roll palette?

That’s not a palette?? Is this a prank? Have i been had?? Anyway couldn’t resist making this

The comedic potential of Batman’s massive and numerous monitors is severely underrated

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Doesn’t sound demonic, which is a nice change of pace from the typical 8x slowed down songs.

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No offense but please don't call Jack Black hot.

why would you say no offense and then go on to offend me 

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Steph: *scowling at her phone* Ah, autocorrect. My old nemesis.

Barbara: So I was texting Dinah the other day, and her autocorrect changed ‘literally’ to ‘legally’.

Dick: Wouldn’t it be funny if people said 'legally’ instead of 'literally’ in real life?

Dick: That’d legally be the funniest thing ever.

Tim: I…legally have nothing to say to that.

Steph: *snorts* I legally can’t even.

Damian: I’m legally done with this conversation.

Duke: *from the other room* I legally have no idea what’s going on with you people, ever. Legally.

Cass: *to herself* I legally do not understand.

Bruce: I can’t believe I’m legally responsible for all of you.

Jason: *sarcastically* Hilarious, B. I’m legally dead.

Everyone: …

Jason: *squints*

Jason: wait

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Prompt: Reincarnated as Bruce Wayne's daughter after dying as Tony Stark's daughter.

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beach boys… city girls… mountain goats…

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I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

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I need the name for this

The play I'm in right now is set 300 years in the future (in the eighties) on a spaceship and the director decided that gendered terms like "bro" and "dude" are obsolete, so we've replaced them all with "zorbo." Which is all well and good except that I've had a hard time scrubbing it from my vocabulary outside of rehearsals and I keep accidentally addressing people with "yo, zorbo" and now I feel like I should just lean into it and hope it catches on.

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just some sillies (x)

[ID: Short comic with two characters. One has a pale white complexion and short spiky black hair seeming blue in hue. His eyes are dark and sharp and is wearing a blue coat. The other character has a similar complexion, more pink- and has slightly spiky pink hair with a dark undercut. He’s wearing a green hoodie and holding a phone. Their conversation starts with the first character. “I think we should adopt another kid.” , “No.” , “Why?”, “Because by “kid” you mean “dog” and we already have 24 of those.” Then it shows the first character again, zipping down his hoodie revealing a white puppy as he says “25.”. Last panel shows the second character staring quietly with a speech bubble with three dots next to him.]

bonus under cut:

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The names I like to call the bat bro’s

Dick: The Pansexual pretty boy

Jason: The Bisexual with Daddy issues

Tim: The Heterosexual so straight it’s sus

Damian: the Asexual brat

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i read jujutsu kaisen manga and wonder why i’m mentally unstable. stupid me.

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Can’t wait for the Star Wars prequel “Sand” where we find out Anakin hates sand because his mom was killed by sand peop- wait a minute

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No I swear they're making me live (๑♡⌓♡๑)

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Tim: What’s up with you?

Damian: Todd just called me ‘Son of a Whore.’

Tim: He did? I thought you didn’t care about all this stuff?

Damian: I’m trying to figure out which one of those two was he talking about.