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guy who has only watched always sunny in philadelphia reading the bible: is it just me or are cain and abel like dee and dennis reynolds

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The feminine urge to put Dennis reynolds in a sack full of rocks and toss it into a river

very true anon. personally however i also experience the urge of fishing him out of the river and opening the sack and he tumbles out sopping wet and trembling with his mascara smeared around and i go oh nooooo what happened to you (i caught him from behind with the sack so he doesnt know it was me) and wrap him in my jacket and he clings to me wet and shivering and sniffling and buries his head in my chest and i stare out wistfully at the river soaring past because he doesnt know that the hand currently stroking his back is also the very hand that tied the sack shut and doomed him

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Sorry that we turned our found family dynamic into a weird sex thing. We will do it again.

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obsessed with their cunty little outfits in this ep

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And when Mac's long distance boyfriend turns out to be Dennis catfishing him, what then

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“don’t lay it on too thick”

“i used to fuck lebron james 😃”

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when your brother starts serenading his unconsummated subliminal gay lover in the middle of the finest restaurant in philadelphia

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Very normal behavior to have when your roommate annoys you

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I’m sorry, Dennis is controlling the WHAT inside Macs WHAT

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When your boyfriend who doesn't know he's your boyfriend tells your dad about the anal beads you've been remotely stimulating his prostate with

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newsflash asshole!

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12x08//16x04

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oh god oh fuck room spinning vision going blurry

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my frank vs russia review

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how are you feeling straightdennis

suicidal