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Silly that america habitually shoves the concept of sharing down little kids throats like SHARE REMEMBER TO SHARE DID YOU SHARE SHARING IS HOW YOU SOCIALIZE SHARING IS HOW YOU PROVE YOUR GOODNESS SHARE SHARE SHARE. Like adults in this country will just as reflex remind their kids to share any toy or snack they're trying to enjoy, just instinctively run the Share Check on every infant to pre teen caught in the possession of anything hypothetically shareable as if it's the first and last virtue all developing minds must be screened for. But then if their parents are poor and the kid needs food or medicine the rest of the country says "what, like.....for free?!" so what were they taught that for? When were they supposed to implement the wonders of sharing in their adult life? With who? The IRS I guess I dunno

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i'm working full time at the blorbo factory. i have to make all of these songs fit my blorbo and draw my blorbo and think about my blorbo. yeah it's a full time job. sorry i can't come to your function im working

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I haven’t seen anyone mention the greatest cultural impact Yahoo Answers made yet

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I ❤️ queerplatonic ships. They’re not lovers. They’re something more ☝️

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i love you so much roxie hart

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I appreciate the care and skill with which this was crafted.

(source)

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Who says that murder's not an art?

Something about the track Roxie made me think of ed??? So heres my silly redraw! I might do another w/ ed on the Roxie sign lol

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The fun gang or whatever

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you'll be hanging out with the sweetest person ever and they'll randomly tell you a childhood experience that would have vaporised you and you're like oh we should find your parents and murder them irl

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Confession: The letter “t” key on my laptop has been broken since 2024. From what my research tells me, they can’t fix individual keys on that model, and my laptop is no longer under a warranty, but it seems foolish to fork out over $900 for a new computer, so instead I’ve trained my brain to hit ctrl+v every time I want to hit “t.”

But sometimes I have to copy-paste something else besides “t,” which means I need a readily available place to copy the “t” from.

My first thought was to search “tiger” on Google, but if you can’t type the letter “t,” you just get search results about Bob Iger.

I realized words that end with “t” are easier for Google to autocomplete, so the first one I thought of was “crypt.” But wouldn’t you know, googling “cryp” takes to you to cryptocurrency results, and I REALLY don’t want my algorithm thinking I google that multiple times per week.

Then I remembered a cool place I went in London, called Cafe in the Crypt. It’s exactly what it sounds like and located below St. Martin-in-the-Fields Church. When I type in “Cafe in Cryp,” Google does indeed autocomplete it effectively! So I either keep that search result open in a tab or Google it every day.

So, that being said, if anyone works for St. Martin-in-the-Fields Church’s marketing department and has been utterly flummoxed by an IP address from Virginia that has googled their cafe hundreds of times over the past 6 months… that wasn’t a bot, that was me.

I am the Spiders Georg of Cafe in the Crypt.

Anyway, it’s a pretty cool place to check out if you’re ever in London. Just maybe not cool enough to Google it on a daily basis for months straight.

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Pugsley has gotten 0 character development over 60 years and Wednesday has like three significant others

It's this fucking meme

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Addams family (and Beineke) hedcannons bc my rehearsals start on Tuesday!!

(THIS IS ABOUT THE MUSICAL, NOT THE MOVIES OR TV SHOWS)

Yk how autism is genetic? Yeah the whole Addams Family has it. (So does Lucas and their parents, but they don't know.) I think Gomez or Morticia would like offhandedly mention something about it and Mal or Alice would be like "DONT SAY THAT WORD IT'S OFFENSIVE" or something and they have to explain like, no, it's not, and they're all autistic and it's okay.

Adding onto this, Wednesday's special interest is torture methods/weapons, and Pugsley's is being tortured by said methods and weapons.

Gomez and Pugsley have adhd as well, and Wednesday has dyslexia.

I think they'd all be very into crossdressing. Mostly I just want to see Gomez in a dress and Morticia in a suit but maybe it's just me.

Lucas is transfem and uses they/she/he. They are wlw please I need this.

Grandma is a lesbian. Sorry I don't make the rules. I'm cast as her and she just is. Idk what to tell you. Also her gender is something you could never understand. Literal legend.

Wednesday and Pugsley tried to go to public school, but Pugsley kept biting people and Wednesday kept scaring the other students, so they had to be homeschooled.

Lucas had to drill their parents on what is and not acceptable to say to the Addams.

Morticia does Lucas's makeup at some point.

Lurch does drag. No I will not elaborate.

Grandma and Fester are besties they do drugs together

Morticia and Gomez are t4t. Look at them. Just look at them and tell me that they're not.

Everyone in the Addams family is queer.

Wednesday: panromantic demisexual.

Morticia+Gomez: Bisexual and trans.

Grandma: lesbian and genderqueer.

Fester: unlabeled (WHICH IS LITERALLY CANNON!!!! "YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING, WHAT COULD A FAT, BALD PERSON OF NO SPECIFIC SEXUALITY KNOW ABOUT LOVE?" HE SAYS IT IT'S CANNON HOLY SHIT) and transmasc nonbinary (since we have a girl playing him I don't think he's cis)

Pugsley: he hasn't figured it out yet

Lucas: transfem bisexual.

Mal: bisexual

Alice: bisexual

Lurch: Lurch

Pugsley is actually incredibly smart for his age which scares Mal

The whole family knows all the names and stories of all the ancestors and Lucas has to take a quiz on them.

Apparently I'll be doing the tango with Lurch during Tango De Amor so I think they're also total besties

Also I sing offstage during The Moon And Me so I like to think Grandma is just stalking Fester during that.

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Addamses for no particular reason

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My take on the Addams family. If they ever decide to make another animated series, I would love to see some good, old-fashioned, pie-eyed rubber hose (even if it was reserved for more madcap characters like Fester).

+ A bonus under the cut…

The most eligible bachelor (?) (marital status unknown) on the continent. He likes long walks on the beach and possesses several large properties (complimentary spiders included).