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are we far enough out of the 2010s that I can say that a lot of what was getting framed as intentional queerbaiting in the big Tumblr Popular shows was definitely just writers making homophobic jokes bc they thought the idea of a character being gay was funny rather than any attempted implication that a character might be gay
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mutuals. kill 🪛 wait post canceled why the fuck is there a screwdriver in the suggested emojis when i say kill
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People know that the whole "don't portray [harmful action] because viewers might recreate it" thing is a rule for children's shows right? It's supposed to be shit like "don't show peppa pig playing with fire so we don't get sued if a kid watches it and burns their house down." Not like, fanfiction for adults.
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I'm with a problem... I want to draw Blue Prince everydyay... I'm creating a freacking book about it and a lot of sketches ;-;
But I love to draw Simon -w-
⚠️SEMI-SPOILERS
Actually if you havent played until this part you wont understand those two sketches... but anyway major spoilers drawings I wont be posting to preserve other players experience.
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At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.
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the male womb is just located deeper in the man. uou have to try harder
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blue prince when you get the rooms and items you need: this rules. game of the century. nothing could be better. i am a golden god.
blue prince when you do not get those things: absolute trash. troll tier game. an asshole game for assholes made by asshole creators. the shovel is a lie.
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one must imagine sisyphus grinding his penis on the rock, moaning wantonly
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"you caught me unawares" more adjectives should end in plural. you caught me undecideds
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tumblr ate the ask i was finally gonna answer to with this gif. the ask read "idk why i sent that john kramer doesn't seem haunted by anything least of all bisexuality"
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there are people with genders you will never comprehend and people fucking in ways you will never understand and people making art you just don't get and that shit RULES
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My one friend really likes "yo mama" jokes, but she feels bad for saying them to me because my mama's dead, and lately she's been circumventing this by adding "in heaven" to them, a concept I was introduced to with zero warning via a text that said, "Yo mama's so stupid she's in heaven pre-heating the microwave."
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still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples
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Everyone on tumblr has Conditions. maladies. I log onto tumblr and my mutuals are unwellposting. Conditions I didn't even know existed and sound like dark curses but I will see a post from friend like "died about 60% today, fine now. Made egg on toast #yummytoast". There are so many people in this world with life experiences
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sorry wait. I contacted visa to file a complaint about the censorship stuff they've been doing and their AI. immediately threatened to kill itself?
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