digit-eater

[digit-eater]

whimsy is a powerful tool. you can focus on anything you want, you can devote time to thinking about how the weather is bad, or how it sucks having to work for a living, or whatever else

or you can think about dandelion cube

life can be extremely difficult. and things fucking suck. like, a lot of things fucking suck. feeling alright and being ok are not, in any way shape or form, easy to do.

but still, among other things, you can think about dandelion cube

and that thought can be there for you if you need it

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on the outside I'm like this :3

but on the inside im also like this :3

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pspspspspspsspss come here

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trick or treat!!

aww and what are you supposed to be!!

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oh my fucking god,

I did it

I finished my last day at my shitty job. I'm done.

boss didn't wish me the best or say goodbye, he called me into the office to say I need to return my uniforms.

Including the one I am wearing

I asked if he would pay me to come back later to return the uniforms, and he said no.

I was never told I needed to return these poorly made clothes

I told him "I will not be doing that" and left

literally fuck that place. oh my god. I did it

[digit-eater]

Alternatives To Sleeping in Coffins

An Illustrated Guide For Vampires

1. Privacy Tent

2. Antique Chinese Wedding Bed

3. Victorian Box Bed

4. Canopy Bed

5. Full Body Wearable Blanket + Novelty Halloween Mask of Choice

6. Hyperrealistic Black Bear Sleeping Bag (with built in ‘Do Not Disturb’ feature)

7. Tinfoil Bodysuit (For maximized UV protection)

8. Blackout Curtains You Fucking Vampiric Dumbass

in conclusion why in fuck’s name are you sleeping in coffins to begin with you utter shitmuppets

[digit-eater]

whimsy is a powerful tool. you can focus on anything you want, you can devote time to thinking about how the weather is bad, or how it sucks having to work for a living, or whatever else

or you can think about dandelion cube

life can be extremely difficult. and things fucking suck. like, a lot of things fucking suck. feeling alright and being ok are not, in any way shape or form, easy to do.

but still, among other things, you can think about dandelion cube

and that thought can be there for you if you need it

[digit-eater]

wait so technically vampires are vegetarians

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“i’m a fearsome indestructible monster of lore whose one shocking weakness is fire” buddy everyone’s weakness is fire

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hey pukicho how do you feel having ai made after you

It actually feels genuinely not good.

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oh my stars i really deserve some Head Pats

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I love this world because cool people are in it including people like hrmmmm idk

YOU

🫵

GET FUCKED THIS WAS A POSITIVITY POST DIRECTED AT YOU GET FUCKING DESTROYED

YOU FUCKING ANGEL UPON THIS EARTH HAVE A GREAT FUCKING DAY

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im sorry pukicho i thought i was following you but i looked at your tumblr today and i wasnt following you so now im following you

okay its good you fixed this

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not "i ship it bc of the romantic potential" but "i ship it bc both characters are uniquely bizarre and i yearn to gaze into the flames of the trashfire such a team-up would ignite"

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I've deleted tumblr 3 times and come back each time. I'm always happy to see you still here.

U honestly think tumblr would be here if I wasn’t here?

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(deciduous) tree leaves change color in the fall because they are tiny little factories being shutdown and scraped for parts. the tree has made an evolutionary bet that the amount of energy required to maintain its food factories (leaves) through the (freezing, increasingly dark) winter is just not worth the investment--better to shut it down and hibernate instead.

but before a tree can shed its leaves, it needs to break down and reabsorb that valuable valuable chlorophyll, to reuse in the spring. this removes the green pigmentation, allowing the yellow/orange pigments (carotenoids) that are usually hidden to shine through!

so next time you see a majestic sight like this:

please know these trees are cannibalizing their own extremities ♥

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I'm not going to lie to you the terrors of this world really do fuck me up sometimes