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my gay friend said he wants to try vagina (mine). he said he is not bi but after a traumatic car accident he thought about vagina yesterday.
should we have sex and is this a phase???? he has only been with men btw
i guess that makes sense i mean he was in a car accident
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โDo you want to make a stop for Batburger?โ
[Incoherent concussed Jason noises]
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your discord pfp and your tumblr pfp are locked in a room together. what happens?
#father damien karras and president george w bush#i genuinely have no idea that's a batshit pairin#idk i mean maybe karras would try to exorcise president bush?
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zohran its meโฆ the ghost of salvador allendeโฆ you need to arm the people of nyc
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a few more great films that are free on the internet archive
in decent quality too!
first list, second list
aggregate letterboxd list, archive list of all the films
perfect blue (1997) dir. satoshi kon
carol (2015) dir. todd haynes
the elephant man (1980) dir. david lynch
a girl walks home alone at night (2014) dir. ana lily amirpour
d.e.b.s. (2004) dir. angela robinson
nausicaa of the valley of the wind (1984) dir. hayao miyazaki
killer klowns from outer space (1988) dir. stephen chiodo
mommy (2014) dir. xavier dolan
jennifer's body (2009) dir. karyn kusama
suspiria (1977) dir. dario argento
battleship potemkin (1925) dir. sergei eisenstein
his girl friday (1940) dir. howard hawks
cube (1997) dir. vincenzo natali
nightcrawler (2014) dir. dan gilroy
black orpheus (1959) dir. marcel camus
chunking express (1994) dir. wong kar wai
meeting people is easy: a film about radiohead (1998) dir. grant gee
the grapes of wrath (1940) dir. john ford
the black cat (1941) dir. albert s rogell
the tin star (1957) dir. anthony mann
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"are you normal about-" no I'm an insane pervert
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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters
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this was so hot what the hell
#honestly#sometimes#when you like someone a lot#they just do passive psionic damage to you always#and it's awesome#de
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historians will one day look at obama being awarded the nobel peace prize and wonder how the prize was actually seen as prestigious, not as a joke
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On this day 84 years ago (22 June 1941), Nazi Germany began its invasion of the USSR. The Soviets would eventually emerge victorious, but this came at a cost of millions of lives. It is estimated that around 27 million Soviet citizens died in the course of this horrible war, around 1/3 being in the military and the rest being civilians, who were deliberately targeted for extermination by the Nazis as part of the genocidal Generalplan Ost. They were ordinary innocent people who deserved to live in peace but had their lives cruelly destroyed by fascist invaders who viewed them as subhuman.
On this day, please remember them.
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