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asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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That's my take on them

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what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

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girl shocked to discover that inaction can have consequences too

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sometimes i truly forget that everyone sees characters straight as default bc i saw a comment like “next thing you know they’ll make luke skywalker gay” and im just…….. he…. he is ?

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Honestly, y'all, I'm begging you. Take the time to think and learn for yourself. Even if it's just something casual like knitting or cooking. Exercise your brain. It's important.

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Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

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That post about fly me to the moon and let me kick its fucking ass has permanently changed me.

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????😭😭😭

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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Never ever ever eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette.

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Uhhhh mate if it was forgotten in three months that's pretty much the textbook definition of "not effective". Our man achieved extremely little of consequence here.