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If only Percival wasn’t frightened of them… it is a very small cat though.

Topaz was loafing next to the bookshelf so I said to her what I always say to Onyx which is "Where are your legs? You've lost them!"

And she mewed at me so indignantly and stuck one little leg out in front of her.

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Wonderful. The other kittens have all found their homes too except for the smallest one… I can’t seem to bring myself to part with it.

Topaz was loafing next to the bookshelf so I said to her what I always say to Onyx which is "Where are your legs? You've lost them!"

And she mewed at me so indignantly and stuck one little leg out in front of her.

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I’m glad to see Topaz is settling in well.

Topaz was loafing next to the bookshelf so I said to her what I always say to Onyx which is "Where are your legs? You've lost them!"

And she mewed at me so indignantly and stuck one little leg out in front of her.

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A card bordered with yellow suns has arrived in the mail. It reads: You Are Invited to Ms Leila's Litha Barbecue Bonfire! Be at the beach at 5 PM on June 20th, where we shall grill, eat, and dance!

I’ll certainly make the time to be there, thank you!

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Oh dear. Well it isn’t as though you’re posting with your work uniform in your profile, so I don’t believe that reflects on Leila or myself.

“It’s either me or your father, I’m not going to your graduation with him” it’s the night before the event and you’re telling me this now??!! Ugh I wanna scream. Just fucking neither of you come. Fuck it. Tim and idk fucking Tread can have my other two tickets. Who gives a shit anymore

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That can be at your discretion. The ren faire is as much performance as it is food service after all, as you noticed.

how was your first weekend pickle selling

Alright! I got to borrow an actual costume which was way nicer than the plain tunic I had. That said, I wasn’t too sure where on the raunchy meter a pickle selling college wench should be… I played it tame but idk maybe I should make more jokes it might get me more tips lol

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It’s always such a chore setting up these huge barrels to serve pickles out of for the Renaissance faire, but it is somewhat satisfying to have it done.

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three kittens GONE how do you feel about these events

Well I don’t feel like an empty nester yet, the remaining three as just as ridiculous as ever. Mrs. Cat seems to despair of ever being free of them.

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me and daddy came to get kittens 🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛

Dream, I presume? Take your pick.

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I’m not sure Topaz will know what to do with an attentive cat parent. Goodness knows her mother dropped her off with a human at every possibly opportunity.

Topaz immediately arched her back and hissed upon seeing Onyx for the first time. Onyx just calmly inspected her.

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I'm here! I've got Onyx's carrier basket ready to take the little darling. :) --@leila-the-witch

Hello Leila! I’ll get her for you, she’s made herself a little home in a gap on my bookshelf.

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I've got everything ready for the new kitten, so depending on if she's ready, perhaps I could collect her soon? --@leila-the-witch

Oh of course, anytime.

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you and percival should go on another date

I would love to, but I’m afraid he’s going to have to be the one rescuing me from work this time. We’re getting to my busiest time of year, although maybe I won’t be as busy as I think since I’ll have an employee for once.

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and you. you are a banana nut muffin.

I would love to know the rationale behind declaring a man in a pickle costume to be a banana nut muffin.

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I’ve just finished all the garden beds in preparation for moving my starts outdoors and Mrs. Cat is terribly offended that I’ve covered her dirt with mulch.

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She’s as rambunctious as the rest, but quite sweet, and too curious for her own good, like most cats.

How are the kitties? ^..^

They’re rambunctious as only young things can be. I believe they’re just about ready to go to new homes.

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How are the kitties? ^..^

They’re rambunctious as only young things can be. I believe they’re just about ready to go to new homes.