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Welcome to another episode of

✨HE IS UNDERRATED AS HELL✨

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the new bllk chapter actually has me ctfu cuz wym shidou's fucking sky diving 😭

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hello jinmao nation

(alts under cut)

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no booze when child rearing ! ! !

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Fuck me slowly with the gun why don’t you kaneshiro.

The first time we see Nagi show ANY sort of emotion other than a small smile or frustration, AND HE’S CRYING

guys I genuinely think I have to stop reading blue lock BC I CAN’T DO THISSSS

NAGI MY SWEET BOY UGH I CANT

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Very hot today...

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Blue Lock Fanart Icons

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Kinda random but i hate when you revisit roblox games you used to adore and it's just filled to the brim with emo people emoting in silence or saying "." And theyre just "hanging out" in one specific area instead of having fun playing the whole game

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Time skip La real Rin? Yes 🤭✨

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𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐫𝐨𝐭

Rin was hunched over his iPad, thumbs moving like his life depended on it. You walked in and immediately heard the chaotic oof sounds and the shrieking Roblox music that definitely didn’t match his usual brooding vibe.

“Rin,” you said slowly, “what are you doing?”

“I’m in a ‘Survive the Killer’ lobby,” he said without looking up. “There’s a kid named ‘xxSaeFanxx’ camping the vent. I’ve already reported him twice.”

You choked. “Why are you beefing with middle schoolers in Roblox?”

He finally glanced up, eyes narrowed like this was serious. “They’re trash. No skill. All they do is emote and spam jump.”

“…You sound twelve.”

“Shut up,” he muttered, respawning. “They voted me out in Murder Mystery last round even though I wasn’t the killer. I helped them.”

You sat next to him and peeked at his screen. His avatar had Rin’s exact hairstyle and was wearing a Blue Lock jersey with sparkly wings.

“You bought wings?”

“They make me faster,” he deadpanned. “And I look cool.”

“…You bought Robux for that, didn’t you?”

“I used your card.”

“RIN.”

“I’ll pay you back,” he said, unbothered. “After I win this round.”

You sighed, but secretly? Watching your boyfriend threaten to block an 11-year-old because they called his outfit ugly?

Yeah. That’s your man. That’s your (my) shayla.

𝐀/𝐧: 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐬𝐨.

𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

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imagine being 17, participating in the soccer version of squid game and a 31 yo with twisted ideals trash talks your boyfriend who's just gotten eliminated, blames you for it and also makes sure your heartbreak gets livestreamed

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WE ALREADY MISS U GURL

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Bsd cats!! ♡

Look how adorable it is for them!! :>

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Snow literally two seconds after poisoning someone, betraying his best friend, and traumatizing his situationship beyond belief