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Weird take, but I love that Clark’s parents were so… normal. They weren’t the expected hotties with a swagger and a confidence in everything they do. No. It’s a dad who cries because he’s scared his son is injured. It’s a mom who calls to congratulate him on an article he wrote and published. It’s the dad listening in but not saying anything because he doesn’t want to disturb his kid. It’s the mom with a typical midwestern accent and mannerisms. It’s the 20+ missed calls when their son disappeared.
It’s not “oh yeah he’s Superman, guess he’ll come around when he comes around.” It’s just so endearingly normal and human and parental. This is their little boy who drinks coco and saves squirrels and doesn’t want to kill a giant goblin creature because “there’s a gentler way”. A gentler way because he saw his gentler parents. A gentler way because he had a gentle upbringing. A gentler way because his parents are not heroes, they won’t be running around finding danger but if they see a injured squirrel or a bird with a broken wing, they take it in and help it heal.
My heart is literal mush with the family dynamics of these Kent’s. They did so good at raising a clumsy ass oaf and I love them all with my whole heart.
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I, lord Megatron, have the one and only 24k dark energon y/nbubu.
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Ultra Magnus' version of flirting is so funny he'd simply tell you "good job" while giving you a firm handshake and then walk away
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"holy shit they finally confessed, what comes next--"

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The scientists might have fuck up Robot!y/n's face but that ain't stopping Megatron
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Attention AO3 and Tumblr writers

AO3:
Okay, you've all probably been following at least one or two discussions about AI.
You've received a message from a Discord group that follows some AO3 fanfics, and the short message is that certain fanfics are being used for AI training.
If you already use AO3, you should know that it allows anyone to read the stories published on the site, whether they're registered or not. So, publish your stories for all readers to make it easier for your content to be stolen for AI training.
A solution that was given in the Discord group that I frequented was that when you publish a story, only people registered on AO3 can read your stories.
I know it's not the best solution, but let's figure out how to deflect these increasing thefts of content for AI training.
Tumblr:
In case you didn't know, Tumblr allows third-party companies to use blog content for AI training, but it's easy to get around that.
If you're setting up each of your blogs, you'll find an option to 'Prevent [your blog name] from being shared with third parties'.
This won't stop you from reblogging your posts, don't worry. It will stop licensed partner companies from using your posts for research.
"Oh, but what about unlicensed companies?" That's another problem, since unlicensed companies are the ones that are illegal and that even Tumblr can't 100% prevent. Which is why if you have a Tumblr account, make a post at any time, to make sure your blog isn't a ghost blog or a bot.
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i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.
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Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview.
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As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'
I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'
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unfortunately The Character has now lived rent free in my head for so long they can claim squatters' rights
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I have a severe case of wanting to do everything and ending up doing nothing
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I love a man who needs to be put in a mental ward but looks angelic being insane
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