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Hahaha hey so my Twitter got randomly suspended for existing isn’t that funny

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Have you ever seen a man so beautiful you started crying? Because I did.

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i drew my current exploration + dehya prefarm team for fun bc once i realized theyre quite literally a booba sandwich i couldnt help it

#savetighnari

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✅ tortured by Voices

✅ cursed by god

✅ small waist

✅ criminal record

✅ died once

Diagnosis: babygirl

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I've had this one in my drafts since spring of 2021 and I have no idea why I never posted it. Anyway

Pun on "manhandle"

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Today has been officially ruined.

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If y'all could read this fic in my brain you would be so impressed.

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I really gotta step up my game on here and actually post something instead of spending my nights reading Genshin fanfics until I pass out.

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The. fucking. keys.

If there ever was anything remotely heterosexual about Alhaitham and Kaveh's cohabitation, it died on its ass with the key idle.

Just. Look at it.

There is so much going on here so allow me to break down how gay those two little pieces of metal are.

Alhaitham taking both keys by accident because they got tangled up.

Meaning they had to be in the same place.

Not even on key hangers or anything, but likely in some kind of fucking domestic little key bowl that you only get when you don't fucking care who takes whose keys.

Alhaitham's key being the silver one while Kaveh's is gold.

Meaning this was not a key Alhaitham just *owned* previously in case he misplaced the first or something.

No. This man went to the locksmith's when Kaveh moved in and fucking commissioned a new key in a Kaveh kind of color.

Like if he'd just come back with a pair of rings that would have been less embarrassing.

At this point, I just really wanna know if Kaveh is emotionally smart enough to realize he tacitly married this man years ago and Alhaitham has probably been filling out all the official paperwork and tax returns and emergency contact forms with Kaveh's name in the "Spouse" column the entire time.

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It took me this long to notice that Alhaitham’s signature weapon, Light of Foliar Incision is also called LoFI for short and I’m actually really dumb.

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Reblog if Fan Fics are just as valid as Fan Art

Affirmation for writers, please!!

Likes do nothing!!